open your mouth, lift your tongue... feel the thing holding ur tongue to ur mouth thats a tingue web. and YES it can be pierced!
by Kaylie! December 28, 2005

A special place on the internet with hope, retro things, and bois. This place is forever trapped in the golden age of the internet, densely packed behind several layers of nostalgia vision.
(While browsing various nostalgic Youtube videos) It looks like i'm in that part of the light web again.
by Tomosian March 23, 2019

When a man ejaculates into his hand and then proceeds to "sling" the seminal fluid at a girl's face in a manner much like the Amazing Spider-man.
by Ross Johnson April 13, 2006

by Smithyyy December 21, 2006

The state of disorientation and fuzzy-headedness that comes from staring at the internet for too long.
It was slow as hell at work today, and I got a case of web-burn right after lunch when I read all of this week's Onion online.
by GullibleZine September 8, 2007

The often dangerous, ever amusing action of typing any word or phrase which crosses the mind into the internet web browser as a web address to discover what pops up.
"The other night I was bored so I typed ______ into the web browser and MAN, I had no idea that was a web site. Heck, I didn't think it was leagal! I love Web Jumping!"
by Keith Karabin December 14, 2006

Some who stalks someone else online via Forums, Instant messaging programs or other forms. Usually due to an infatuation with the stalkee.
by Mr Paul James August 2, 2006
