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Night Watcher 

when you wake up after a long night of partying at the house off main street only to catch an eye of your friend trying to be discreet yet is panting and furiously whacking his wood.
Toby: dude youll never guess but i woke this morning and brian was slammin his pud and litteraly panting like snoopy
Jon: duuuuuuuude...the fucken night watcher
Night Watcher by dirtyqueso June 13, 2009
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thigh watcher 

Someone who casually watches them thighs. Thigh watchers will do anything to see a girls thighs.
Brayden: Aye you seen Cat in that Instagram pic
Tristan: Yeah bro them thighs looking mighty fine and extra thick bro
Brayden: You must me a thigh watcher
Tristan: Especially that girl Cat, bruh them thighs are hella sexy

Dick Watcher 

When another man is obsessed with who are sleeping with. They often ask for pics or videos of your dick. The go by the name RICH Chevy
That guy is dick watcher. He just asked for a picture
Dick Watcher by Dexter187 January 19, 2019

Shmentai watcher

Guess who it is? Its the dojin lords themselves! The big 5 themselves!
"hey, is that 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲?"

"Oh yeah, that's a shmentai watcher"
"should we start running?"
"run."
Shmentai watcher by meowcicles January 17, 2021

whale watcher

A nigga who finds attraction in extremely-large, rotund, well-upholstered women who also have the brain function of the child of a sea cucumber and a fetus. If the women has dyed hair, their garguantuan size is accentuated according to the 'principle of pinguis mulieribus' where the bitch looks better in the whale watcher's eyes. Whale watchers portray simp-like behaviour, such as completing the whale's homework and defending the whale from slander from the watcher's own friends who are actually sane. This attraction to fat bitches can be attributed to a fried pineal gland caused by the lack of a father figure to guide them to the right way.
Have you seen Antony's latest instagram story? He's always complaining about bitches calling him ugly but here he is being a whale watcher. ඞ

Mailbox watcher 

A person that lays around the house watching the mailbox for his government check.
Hes a mailbox watcher waiting for his welfare check.
Mailbox watcher by voiceofstl March 18, 2021

Sweat watcher 

A person who watches movies and shows, but is deeply immersed in them and feels heavy emotions to the characters struggles
He was sad for months when brooklyn nine nine ended, he's such a sweat watcher.
Sweat watcher by Professor B. December 14, 2021