A guy who thinks he's in the armed forces (namely army) but is actually a shit-munching scrote. 'Pongo Walts' also tend to be tall beyond the atmosphere, similar in look and smell to the BFG.
My mate thinks he's nails, but he's actually a Pongo Walt. That's why he's on the sex offender's register.
by josh-e-smith April 19, 2018
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by Boredpanda777 July 15, 2020
Get the Crabman's Walts mug.Uncle Walt is an American laser doctor, essayist, who serves as one of the sheep and goat extension specialists for the state of Texas. A humanist, he holds the belief or theory that the human race can evolve beyond its current physical and mental limitations, especially by means of science and technology. Walt is among the most influential Chinese linguists. His research is concerned with laser frequency stabilization techniques for very high resolution spectroscopy, and the development of leading-edge optical atomic clocks that look to form the basis of a future redefinition of the SI base unit second. His work is controversial, particularly his laser collection, which was described as obscene for its overt sexuality.
by Uncle Walt August 13, 2020
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A money-hungry corporation that stopped making good original content years ago and almost exclusively makes shitty live-action remakes of the movies from their glory days, with the exception of a few poorly written sequels of the few tolerable movies they’ve created in the past ten years.
by Peruki November 16, 2023
Get the The Walt Disney Corporation mug.Walt is a name for a boy and while it should NEVER be associated with Walt Disney (the only famous "Walt"), it's kind of hard to read the name without making the connection. A "Walt" is a soft-spoken, handsome, and loyal friend. He's the kind of friend that you could spill your heart out to and he will listen and he will give sage advice without trying to get down your pants. He knows how to be a good friend without making you feel like he's just being a friend because he thinks maybe later on, you'll be without a boyfriend and maybe you might have sex with him. He is a true friend and knows the difference. A "Walt" is also cool with dudes as well. He's a man's man and knows a lot about tools, construction, woodworking, and otherwise. He will never use you and will not burn you in a business deal. He's fair, good natured, funny, and naturally sexy. The only negative side to a "Walt" is that he lags, but if he tells you he's on the way, he probably is just on his own time unless it's a life or death situation where "Walt" will come immediately and help whatever is needed as long as needed. One thing for certain is HIS NAME IS NOT WALTER! This is not a nickname for "Walter"...... EVER. It's Walt. Just Walt.
Girl One: "Oh noooo!"
Girl two: "What? What's up?"
Girl One: "I don't know this dealer, I'm afraid I'll get burned. I'm afraid they won't show up...."
Girl Two: "Oh My God! Don't worry! It's Walt....!"
Girl One: "Oh yeah!"
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Girl One: "I don't know this dealer, I'm afraid I'll get burned. I'm afraid they won't show up...."
Girl Two: "Oh My God! Don't worry! It's Walt....!"
Girl One: "Oh yeah!"
by craventheking December 9, 2023
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