Person- "Hey it's opposite day. Now sing the alphabet song."
Me- "now i know my abcs next time won't you sing with me zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba"
Me- "now i know my abcs next time won't you sing with me zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba"
by xXyOuRmOmIsGaEXx January 24, 2022

by Piperman_ September 12, 2021

When you write a funny uban dictionary definition and then realize your not funny enough and or have enough tallent to get it accepted. so you try to be cool to get accepted play off of peoples pity and be being mean to yourself to get even more pitty. You then name it "this definiton won't get accepted" inorder to play off of reverse psycology and talk about what you are planning to do inorder to get accepting inorder to be meta becasue that is cool. but then you realize you need to be more meta so you are now being meta about being meta and so on to infinity.
by naman203 June 16, 2022

by pettibzb November 23, 2011

Ever won't is a backwards form of saying won't ever, but for dumb people. This is a thing now because Ruthie made a typo.
by everwon't.com April 29, 2019

