Uncle Walt is an American laser doctor, essayist, who serves as one of the sheep and goat extension specialists for the state of Texas. A humanist, he holds the belief or theory that the human race can evolve beyond its current physical and mental limitations, especially by means of science and technology. Walt is among the most influential Chinese linguists. His research is concerned with laser frequency stabilization techniques for very high resolution spectroscopy, and the development of leading-edge optical atomic clocks that look to form the basis of a future redefinition of the SI base unit second. His work is controversial, particularly his laser collection, which was described as obscene for its overt sexuality.
by Uncle Walt August 13, 2020
Get the uncle waltmug. Brimbo: Hey bro have you seen Chiply where is he
Drilly: I heard LD walted him, i think he's coming for you
Brimbo: aw fuck
Drilly: I heard LD walted him, i think he's coming for you
Brimbo: aw fuck
by raimmb September 1, 2024
Get the Waltedmug. by theballslurper February 4, 2022
Get the Waltmug. When you get so fucked up that you start to exhibit traits of someone who either has cerebral palsy or is autistic. Usually the result of drinking a lot whiskey or vodka.
by Doctor Sockalingham January 14, 2025
Get the Walt Jr'edmug. A guy who thinks he's in the armed forces (namely army) but is actually a shit-munching scrote. 'Pongo Walts' also tend to be tall beyond the atmosphere, similar in look and smell to the BFG.
My mate thinks he's nails, but he's actually a Pongo Walt. That's why he's on the sex offender's register.
by josh-e-smith April 19, 2018
Get the pongo waltmug. 
To walt something or say something should be walted is an indicator to the necessity of banning or getting rid of said thing.
by 6al7a_the_gr8 September 1, 2023
Get the Waltmug.