Walmarting

The act of tying a plastic Walmart bag over a woman's head while proceeding to have intercourse and referring to her ass as a Walmart bag.
When Billy saw his cat it reminded him of Walmarting
by Creamstar January 31, 2021
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Walmarted

To be fucked in the ass repeatedly, while asking for more.
Oh man; I got Walmarted real bad at that work meeting today. I thought I was doing one job, then they completely changed it up.
by goddess0321 May 31, 2019
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WalMart

The worst level of Hell or destroyer of happiness and devourer of souls
Walmart where you lose you happiness and soul
by Barry Newton June 28, 2017
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Walmart

A place where jake paul gets his cheap as fuck shitty wardrobe and where they make you want to become a fat ass
Guys i just found jake paul buying cheap as fuck shoes at walmart!
by 1inkthan113 August 21, 2018
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Walmarting

(verb) Human engagement in sexual acts with stuffed animals in Walmart–– however the definition has expanded to include these acts performed anywhere.
Did you read that story about a dude who arrested for Walmarting a stuffed horse?
firsttoknow.com/making-love-to-stuffed-horse
by iamsomeoneelse March 25, 2015
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Walmart

The Palace of Earthly Delights. The place where you can go to buy donuts, condoms, and Diablo II all in one stop. The employees are known as "associates" and while the customers are often stereotyped as being redneck white trash, many affluent people shop there as well because a bargain is a bargain.
Associate #1: "Say, isn't that Cornelius W. Plunkett III over there in the soft drink aisle? He shops at Walmart?"

Associate #2: "Yup, that special we're running on Diet Pepsi is a hit! Fwee!"
by GV-Tanith September 26, 2008
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Walmarting

Losing connection for more than 5 seconds, then re-entering a party on Xbox Live.
"So-and-so has left the Xbox Live party",
"Oh he soo walmarted."
"So-and-so has joined the Xbox Live party"
"I don't like walmarting."
by The Masked Unknown April 13, 2012
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