Waffling Jackass

(1) The democrat's candidate for president of the United States - John Kerry
(2) Someone that has alzheimers that can't remember what they said yesterday due to an opinion poll shift.
(3) Someone who can contradict himself in one sentence eg. "I voted for it before I voted against it"

See also John Kerry John F Kerry Democrat dimocrat democrap

John Kerry needs to divorce Ketchup lady and marry Mrs. Buttersworth - It's only appropriate.

by the waffletoday September 13, 2004

Waffling wanker

A person who is poor at arguing, by resorting to saying absolutely anything they think could be a valid point but it turns out to be irrelevant or 'waffle'

Tom, that has no relevance to this argument you waffling wanker!

by PICKLE_RIIICK October 6, 2023

stop waffling

When someone is chatting bare shit you need to tell them to 'stop waffling'

Twat - 'I shagged your mum and then shit on your dads chest because I have dyslexia'

Friend - 'Stop waffling you pure wasteman'

by PussyMuncher900 April 10, 2017

Thug-Waffling

Eating an excessive amount of waffles while under the influence of marijuana.

Thug-waffling is my favorite thing to do while high.

by thugwaffle March 29, 2015

Subliminal waffling

The process of subtly discussing waffles to convince one to make waffles.

So we got really high and I was too tired to make food, so through subliminal waffling I convinced my room mates to make waffles.

by Grambo52 October 29, 2011

twat waffling whore bag

1) a whore whose vag has that blue waffle thingy going on
2) a lesbian whore, because they waffle with twats, a lot

"Omg! You twat waffling whore bag!! Keep away from my boyfriend!"
-Chair

by girlyguardgirl May 27, 2011

drive by waffling

The act of throwing a frozen waffle at somebody from your car while driving real slow. Upon impact, laugh and speed away.

dude A) Dude! Imma throw a waffle at that lady!

dude B) Go for it! Drive by waffling!!!

by El Wey November 9, 2008