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Valorant

A first-person shooters that is for stupid and unfunny virgins. People who lost their virginity will play something better, for example CS:GO. It is Also know as deadly brain cancer
P1: Wanna play Valorant?

P2: No cuz im funny and got laid.
by HDRG July 23, 2022
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valoranting

yo wassup i was valoranting but im back now
by NotShabzz January 2, 2022
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Valorant

Valorant is the best game ever besides Prime Fortnite but Prime valorant is as good as prime cs and as sexy as prime cs.
valorant is sooooo god
by Hallah hallah March 21, 2022
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Valorant

A game for degenerates by the League of legend devs after being born a mistake from Counter Strike: Global Offensive and Overwatch
Hi my name's harold 🤓 wanna play that hit game valorant?
by some dude22 June 7, 2022
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Valorant

A 5v5 game with characters called Agents that have unique abilities.
They also sell weapon/knife skins where the average knife costs 50€ and they would like to make 5 variants that would cost another 10€ each.
"Hey bro, wanna play Valorant?"
"Valorant is greedy"
by sexo fender June 14, 2024
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VALORANT

the game we all love but at the same time hate but when you want to stop with the game you think by yourself i give to mutch fucking money to this game
kid1: he jim you come valorant
kid2: nah am not sexist racist and zesty
by electric_spectrum February 13, 2023
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Valorant player

A specimen of human organism who is unfamiliar to human hygiene of any shape or form. They usually are found in their natural habitat. A very messy space with hentai posters and him nutting his pants after hearing a woman's voice in prox chat. They usually have a massive vitamin D deficiency and has not seen a woman in 20 years. All they do is play valorant and cum 24/7
Cornelius: OH MY GOOOOD A WOMAN *nuts 57 times and hyperventilates* I LOVE BEING A VALORANT PLAYER
by PalistanBall December 29, 2024
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