the biggest scam of a holiday ever. made to make singles, much like me feel like shit and extremely lonely.
by friendly neighborhood italian February 8, 2020
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In societies in which taxes doesn't go to funding the army this is a pretty chill day since the hospitals and schools will get more funding from the government
In societies in which taxes doesn't go to funding the army this is a pretty chill day since the hospitals and schools will get more funding from the government
by bamcki February 11, 2020
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by jack bbbboooooooiiiiiiiii February 14, 2020
Get the valentines day mug.John: Dude, you're in relationships with two different people at the same time! Aren't you gonna break it off with one of them before Valentine's Day?
Marc: No, I guess I'll be valentiming both of them.
Marc: No, I guess I'll be valentiming both of them.
by WillM1020 February 18, 2020
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Synonyms: Single-Awareness Day.
Synonyms: Single-Awareness Day.
by RainbowKitty27 February 27, 2020
Get the Valentines Day mug.by George Floyd 2nd February 7, 2021
Get the Valentines day mug.If Valentines day falls on a weekend, your partner has to spend the whole weekend with you, because then the whole weekend is seen as a big Valentines day.
Tom: Yo babe, what are we gonna do on Valentines Weekend?
Jennifer: Oh, i was just going to spend Valentines Day with you and not the entire weekend, because im a snitch.
Jennifer: Oh, i was just going to spend Valentines Day with you and not the entire weekend, because im a snitch.
by Good Boyfriend February 13, 2021
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