national pull up day

a day to bring all of ur weapons to school to grusemly murder any karen’s, lynn’s, or amanda’s!!

December 11th is national pull up day! I can’t wait!!

by Karen Bradwell December 1, 2019

beat up a journalist day

National beat up a journalist day is on December 19th every year

Cool kids: Hey Jack know what day it is?
Jack: No, Please no not again
Cool kids: ITS BEAT UP A JOURNALIST DAY BUDDY

Jack: Dude I’m from Glendale I’m hard whatchu mean
*jack gets his shit rocked*
Jack: hEy, I sTiLl GoT mY rInG tHoUgH😭

by Bestfornothing_Benji December 18, 2019

National shut the fuck up day

everyday is national shut the fuck up day stop posting stupid fucking urban dictionary days on your story no one cares

tina"its national send nudes say"
bobby"its national shut the fuck up day" if you really want nudes ask for them you cum solbering suckubus

by Mememaser April 18, 2020

Shut Up Thomas Day 3

shut up thomas day 3 is the third national shut up thomas day in the world! it’s on october 20th!

thomas: hey
me: shut up
thomas: oh my god is there ANOTHER national shut up thomas day?

me: yup! it’s october 20th, today! Shut Up Thomas Day 3!
thomas: why

by adorable6d September 23, 2020

National Shut Up Carchi Day

October 21st is National Shut Up Carchi Day.

“Hey guys what’s up”
“Shut up Carchi”
“What day is today?”
“It’s National Shut Up Carchi Day”

by Johan Training October 18, 2020

National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

Today you can prank your boyfriend or hubby that you wanna break up with him.

her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023

National Scam children and blow up there house day

National Scam children and blow up there house day is a day on october 1st where you get to legally scam kids and blow up there house with a 100000000000000000 gigabyte file

man: hey kid want free Robux

kid: yes!

*downloads 1000000 gigabyte file*

kid: wait why is my computer smoki

*BOOM*

man: happy National Scam children and blow up there house day

by trrrrrbfhgkje October 13, 2023