The Asshole of the Universe 

Hawkesbury, Ontario, Canada. Specifically, a sprawling, lesser known cesspool-like area of unknown usefulness and stank therein, perhaps utilizing the facade of 'nature reserve' to ward off the unwary of its true identity.

'What's that rancid stank, bro??'
'Look around you, son. We're sitting literally right in the middle of The Asshole of the Universe.'
'Must we toke up HERE??'
'Indeed. Now pass me that bottle, and right here: in the very epicenter of the Great Cosmic Ass, high as kites shall we imminently proceed to get.'
'So be it.'

The Asshole of the Universe by uncle Bert July 31, 2012

Steven Universe 

He's that teen who has PTSD in Steven Universe Future, yeah him. He's a hybrid gem (half human half gem) and his mom is Pink Diamond. His friends are also gems, and some are humans. He's been attacked by multiple random gems and has accepted death 3 times. Give him love please, Rebecca.

Are you Steven Universe? The son of Pink Diamond who left me in that goddamn GARDEN for 6000 years!?

Steven Universe by ADHD stan February 1, 2020

star wars expanded universe 

The Star Wars Expanded Universe refers to the large collection of Star Wars tie-in material such as Books and Comics that ended in 2014. Based on the movies' scenario, the expanded universe tells us about the History before and after the end of the films.

Random people :"where can I find any informations about Revan
Me :"you'll find it by looking in the star wars expanded universe"

star wars expanded universe by Raph2V June 8, 2016

The biggest douche in the universe 

1. A term used on the television show "South Park" to refer to the psychic John Edward, who claims to channel the dead family members of the peole in his studio audience. In the episode of South Park, John Edwards is given "The Biggest Douche In the Universe" award by members of the intergallactic community.

2. This year, the biggest douche in the Universe award goes to John Mark Karr. This attention seeking pedophile is getting the attention he wants by the second biggest douche in the universe---the American media.

I am tired of seeing The biggest douche in the universe, John Mark Karr on the news every time I turn on MSNBC and CNN.

The biggest douche in the universe by Nikki4mets August 24, 2006

Across the Universe

One of the best films since Edward Scissorhands. It contains Beatles songs, talented actors/actresses, romance, sadness, happiness, art, and it is set in a decade where there were things to live for.

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better.

Army Sergeant: Is there any reason you shouldn't serve in the United States Army?
Max: I'm a cross-dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung.
Army Sergeant: As long as you don't have flat feet...

Me: I love Across the Universe!
Friend: Jim Sturgess is hot.
Me: Oh, yes, he is.

Across the Universe by BeatlesBlink-182MyChemicalRomanceFallOutBoy October 28, 2007

Steven Universe 

A show about singing and crying. Also everyone is gay

Steven Universe is gay.

Steven Universe by Tigerfrik November 17, 2017

Miss Universe 

Miss Universe is an beauty contest run by the Miss Universe organisation. Founded in 1960 it is now a New York based partnership between NBC and Donald Trump.

There are 3 major prestigious pageants which are Miss Teen USA, Miss USA and Miss Universe. Donald Trump owns part of these three biggest beauty pageants in the world.

To be accepted into any of these pageants you have to be savy, goal-oriented, beautiful and have a magnetic personality. If you make the cut you will then go onto the pageant.

Miss Universe has become a fixture of pop culture. It is also possible to advance your career through Miss Universe and you may also get special perks and prizes along with the recognition. Miss Universe is an American tradition.

Guy: Did you get accepted into the Miss USA. Miss Universe pageant?

Girl: Yes.

Guy: I knew you would. I'm so proud of you. Good luck.

Miss Universe by __.V.I.P.__ August 11, 2008