Tulip Toucher

The title given to someone who breaks into a hospital and steals all of the newborn foreskin

“Yeah you see the guy on the news, I heard he called himself the tulip toucher.”

by TheRiceFieldReaper October 12, 2019

Tulip

THE MOST F*CKING BASIC FLOWER

Others : Omg why does she look like a Tulip
Me : because she is basic like a Tulip

by Wavegirl_ November 8, 2019

Tulip kisses

hen a woman sit/hovers their bare crotch on a mans chin while facing him putting the bottom of there Vulva on the man's lip.

Allowing the man to stick out their tongue and lick and kiss it.

(The woman is allowed to move positions to move closer and to further and also push the man in further during the process)

Girll: My boyfriend gives me the best tulip kisses

Girl2: girl i don't even know about your sex life

by LexxDef November 9, 2023

Tulip

A woman on a bus first met via bitlife and is nice but also related to shrek

Omg did u see THAT GOG, shes such a tulip

by Smol fucking bean January 6, 2022

butter my tulip

when a woman or man have freshly groomed their pubic area and left themselves a small patch or "garden of tulips" of pubic hair to be watered - or urinated on by one's partner. Squirting is also applicable in this situation.

Rebecca's boyfriend just got a Brazilian wax, and he asked Rebecca, "Baby, would you butter my tulips?" In which she replied, "Baby, I've been waiting all day for you to ask me." Rebecca buttered his tulips. Oh yeah.

by MonsieurMosaic April 24, 2016

waters my tulips

For when you're really excited about something.

First said by Don Burke in a 1999 episode of Burke's Backyard, it took on another life on TikTok and turned into a viral sound.

girl: "I just got a bikini wax"
boy: "damn girl, that really waters my tulips"

by bondurke January 24, 2025

Tulip

hot milf in your area.

damn, i love tulip!

by WoomyStudios September 12, 2021