will you be told

When someone is trying to make another person see sense, or reason, within a situation. Especially when the person being spoken to is being stubborn as fuck.

F: I'm going to do this line of dried kale

T: will you be told, that's irresponsible and illogical

by commonwealth coolie March 12, 2017

TOLD

TOLD literally stands for 'Tired Of Life's Disappointments' and can be used in many different settings. It's fabulous for when you have that world weary feeling, you're not getting where you wanted to or what you wanted out of life. You try really really hard but still- no cigar. Just another set back or kick in the face from good old life!

tired of life's disappointments

"omg I'm soooo TOLD"

"I didn't get that job I applied for - I'm feeling really TOLD"

by GATAMA July 25, 2017

i told you dog

use this phrase when your friend says that they can do it when they can't.

example: Friend: i will be rich tomorrow! the next day, not rich. you: i told you dog!

by 22 years November 20, 2020

Already told you

That's it. Me. And not metaphorically or poetically or theoretically or any other kind of fancy way. Me. Straight up.

Hym "If you want to prosecute somebody, put the person that locked me in a black box away but I already told you. You tried to get the better of the greatest mind who ever lived and now you're confused? How does that work? You are the one who thought you were better than ME! Now look at you."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

Stroked It Slowed And Then Told Her Best Believe

Stroked It Slowed And Then Told Her Best Believe

Stroked It Slowed And Then Told Her Best Believe

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

what i told you

Ghetto saying for "what did I tell you "

What i told you about that

by cmctx73 August 14, 2017

Told you so

It would be helping if you weren't a retard....

Hym "Cus it looks like the thing I said... You know how rare that is? Isn't that rare? For a teenager to develop a form of schizophrenia? Doesn't schizophrenia usually not develop until people are in their 20s?"

A fucking retard "PeOpLe ArE gRiEvInG!"

Hym "They wouldn't be grieving if you weren't a fucking retard and you did the words I said properly! I said several things that would have stopped that and you were too fucking retarded to do it right. That's what this is. You don't want to have to admit you're being a bitch about your kid and your fat cock and you being a filth slut so not with want me being right to not translate to any material gain for me... But YOU... Are a retarded bitch! So why should what you want to happen... Happen? I'M not a retarded bitch! The other guy did the words I said and the AI works now! The OTHER guy did the words I said and is a multimillionaire. YOU want you to be right in the absence of you actually being right so you can continue to be a bitch about your kids whenever you feel like it without anybody being able to say anything about it. And you're doing that because you're a retarded bitch. Stop being a retard-bitch, bitch. I did told you so. We aren't going to sit here and pretend I didn't. I was and it does. End of discussion."

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025