1) A very well paid position that requires the holder to perform duties, but does no work.
2) When someone neglects their responsibilities, such as not doing their job or caring about performance
3) A person who habitually does little or no work
4) A person who wastes their time rather than working
2) When someone neglects their responsibilities, such as not doing their job or caring about performance
3) A person who habitually does little or no work
4) A person who wastes their time rather than working
A player pulled a Tobias by getting paid $37.63 million for the season ($458,902 a game) and in the biggest game of his career he scored 0 points
by FCBruh May 3, 2024

A very handsome man who is kind loving generous and a real good friend usually got brown hair blue eyes and shy but can get a bit arogant and is special and when he finds the one he will be loving and kind to them is a good friend to lean on and usually attractive to the girls but he only has room for his special one
Omg Tobias is a good friend
by Luka ritbf firbdir November 7, 2019

by I like ponani November 27, 2019

Practically a gorilla with a huge dong, pleasuring all the women who needs it. Smart and sometimes funny a Tobias is a very sensitive and caring human being (still practically a gorilla). He is always the alpha male in his area and no one dares to take his role as the alpha male because they know he will eat them like an easy pwo meal. If you treat Tobias as a friend, he will treat you likewise.
by Thepiffting January 14, 2020

Tobias is so nice
by Boooty cheeks December 5, 2019

dankplank what more do u need to know?
by fuckoffwanker November 23, 2016
