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Bible Thumper

Biblethumpers are religious zealots that pillory others who progress beyond obsolescent morality. The thumping signifies limitation of literacy to only one book, a 2,000-year-old primer which they interminably struggle to read.

Bible Thumpers tend to reduce all discussions to biblical citations while ignoring contemporary science. They are also usually reactionary or conservative toward social change. For example, they are often virulently opposed to birth control, abortion, gay marriage, women's rights, and evolution.

zealot sheep fanatic biblethumper
The Bible Thumper, brainwashed by corporate media into single-issue tunnel vision, plans to defend fetuses by assassinating a pro-choice physician.
by LAlawMedMBA October 21, 2014
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rubber thumper

When you making love to a chick hittin it from the back, then you pull out a rubber band and snap her asshole
I was fuckin this bitch from the back and hit her with the rubber thumper, best orgasm ever
by KoNvIcT747 February 23, 2022
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internet thumper

Formally known as a bible thumper (also known as Google Thumping). Instead of one doing their own research, they simply “Google” information to prove their side of the story in order to suade others their opinions are correct.
*Laura Googles* “Can I turn my hair blonde from drinking coffee?”/ “See Stacy, the results say you can’t turn blonde from drinking coffee!”
*Stacy Googles* “Can I turn blonde from drinking coffee?”/“See Laura! All the results say you can turn blonde from drinking coffee! Don’t be such an internet thumper!”
by Lil’ O’G’ September 7, 2021
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rug thumper

Insulting term for a Muslim, especially one from the Middle East. It comes from the Muslim practice of praying by prostrating oneself on a rug.
Leave the Christian dune coon alone. Only shoot the rug thumpers.
by Ritzy Cracker December 1, 2010
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toilet thumper

Some one who falls asleep on the toilet and soon falls off to their own demise.
We heard snoring but played it off but about 10 minutes later we heard a sudden thump and realised Brians mom had pulled a toilet thumper.
by BoXeR311 January 4, 2005
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Thumper Trumper

A bible thumper who worships Donald Trump and believes he is God’s anointed leader.
Pam says she’s a Christian, but she’s just another annoying thumper trumper.
by BossBabe August 10, 2019
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MONKEY THUMPER

Used to descibe a firearm carried by police officers.
Cop 1: We're issused the Smith and Wesson 4006 pistol.

Cop 2: Wow! That's a nice monkey thumper.
by The Real Malice August 12, 2006
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