alimony pony

To ride an alimony pony it is when lower-income ex-spouse continue meeting certain living by getting the amount paid by one ex-spouse after a divorce.
"Friends":

- How have U been?
- Well, I am divorced. I'm riding the alimony pony.
by Molekula Apelsina March 04, 2014
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Thunder Pony

The infamous shot of alcohol whereby it is customary to yell, "THUNDER PONY" prior to drinking the shot.
Dizzle, I hope you enjoy a thunder pony for your birthday tonight!
by Thunder Pony Fan October 29, 2014
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Magical Ponies

Magical Ponies are as the name implies, ponies of a magical variety.

They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.
Person 1: Hey look at that fat kid run!
Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There must be at least three Magical Ponies right on his tail!
by Captain Shenanigans March 08, 2010
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Class Pony

Normally a girl, usually in highschool, known for giving other students sexual pleasure.
Wow that girl get's around, she is definitely the "Class Pony"
by Major Tanksley March 28, 2006
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owns ponies

The term describes something that is exceptional, or awesome. It is derived from "pwn" which is ultimate nerd internet ownage. To own ponies is to do something amazing or be amazing.

The reverse of this, sucking, is to "blow ponies".
"She let me get to third base on the first date! Third base totally owns ponies!"
by Sexjelly October 12, 2007
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grease pony

stop being such a grease pony!”
by bewhoyouarefoyopridedonthide October 21, 2022
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pony helper

1. young person who gives up their sunday afternoons to run round bushy park.

2. someone who enjoys cake / hot chocolate / donuts

3. a fat person
omg, charlotte is such a pony helper
by Charlotte Munt November 13, 2007
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