Poob (Full name Popob) is a word used to describe mental imbecility (26-50 IQ). It could also be used to describe my dearest son (Brianaldo)'s sibling (I do not bear him as my son).
Dracula: "I hate poob so fucking much im going to beat that little shit to death"
Poob: "poo poo ci poo poo poo ci"
Dracula: "kys"
Poponelia: "That guy just threw a grenade into his own trench!"
General Lieutenant: "Yeah, what a poob!"
Poob: "poo poo ci poo poo poo ci"
Dracula: "kys"
Poponelia: "That guy just threw a grenade into his own trench!"
General Lieutenant: "Yeah, what a poob!"
by asdpoiqwe March 06, 2023
Jerry: I got Poob Ass today, I had to get in the shower and grab the shit out of my ass and stomp it down the drain!
Mike: No way. But, what the fuck did you eat?!
Mike: No way. But, what the fuck did you eat?!
by BigBoyEatz July 12, 2025
A poob is when someone is taking a dump and that person's pubes get attached to the feces. It'll then feel as if someone gave you a Brazilian waxing onto your anus. Achieving a poob would usually be done by fishing your poop out of the toilet and then shaving your pubic hair and sticking them onto your feces (People are highly recommended to wear gloves as well as to fish their poop into a plastic bag. This is to avoid diseases caused by fecal matter). Once this is done, the person will then take a picture of this and post it on their social media account.
You: Hey, what's up with the gloves and the hair trimmer?
Friend: Oh nothing, just trying to make a poob.
You: What the fuck is a poob?
Friend: Look on my twitter account and then you'll see.
Friend: Oh nothing, just trying to make a poob.
You: What the fuck is a poob?
Friend: Look on my twitter account and then you'll see.
by anonymous 423 May 26, 2018
A streaming service home to everyone’s favourite entertainment such as Goncharov. In reality, a joke made by numerous Tumblr users.
by hänsel April 19, 2025
by Pooblover March 05, 2022
A character from the 1985 hit show “ Star Wars Ewoks”. More specifically the episode Horville’s Hut of Horrors. The episode was written by legendary television writer Paul Dini in 1985. The character was mentioned briefly by Horville in the icon line, “ The hideous and bloodcurdling, Poob!”
“ The hideous and bloodcurdling Poob!”
by Hugh Jannis April 17, 2022
An example name for a streaming service (usually inaccessible in your country) that is holding your favourite show/a show that has been recommended to you hostage by being the only place you can legally watch it.
"You can watch it on Poob. Poob has it for you. Sign up for Poob+ VIP (Very Important Poober) for no ads."
by _curiousauthor March 30, 2025