put nard

A particularly disgusting nard at the end of a put (i.e., at the end of gut so big that it merges with the penis - equivalent to a gunt for wickedly obese men).

Jack is a quintessential put nard; note the wispy hair, jenny warts, and strong odor of sour milk.

by poddle hiney September 14, 2011

nard cake

Someone who hates themselves, doesn't drink there shredbull, or is named Alex.

Alex is a fricking nard cake, you fricking nard cake.

by Ericreid35 February 6, 2017

fart nard

when having sex mostly in cowgirl and a girl farts on your balls to warm them up

dingus: me and jenny were having sex last night and and i said my balls were getting cold so she gave me a fart nard🤢

by it ya boy skinny penis November 3, 2020

Nard Bard

A nickname used to refer to one as a testicle flicker.

Geez, Rob is such a nard bard. I hate him.

by DonCheadlelover November 26, 2021

nard gargler

(n.) pl. nard garglers. - one who swishes testicles in one's mouth, as one might swish mouth wash after brushing, although this act makes one's breath taste much more nutty.

"I need a nard gargler to clean my ball sack."

by NeoNardHole DickHappyHole June 30, 2018

lady nards

Reference to a woman's equipment. The VA Jay Jay. Balls can be called nards. So why not call ours "lady nards?"

I like that even better than meat flaps.

I slept with Steve again last night. Man, my lady nards are hurtin'!

Shit my period came yesterday and my lady nards look like a crime scene!

by Daisyflowerssc April 26, 2021

Nard Sucking

Nard sucking, is the act of an individual performong the act of sucking ones nards, this can be done in many different ways for many different reasons such as a quick cash grab or for pleasure during intercourse

Dom went behind the denny's at 3am to do some Nard Sucking for some crack money

by TheManHimself04 May 29, 2020