Mag Job

A Mag Job or "Magglio" refers to fellatio from a morbidly obese trashy whore wearing wrap around sunglasses made famous by major league baseball player Magglio Ordonez.
I flung open the door to find that land whale giving him a hard core Mag Job!
by moses malone2 February 16, 2010
Get the Mag Job mug.

Fag Mag

any male or female that attracts gay males willingly or unwillingly.
Dude you always talk to al the good looking gay guys, your such a fag mag.
by limp1210 January 18, 2010
Get the Fag Mag mug.

mag out

To puke while drunk or during a hangover
hahah shit I heard mark magged out yesterday nite
by RagePrblm May 31, 2003
Get the mag out mug.

Fag Mags

Akimbo .44 Magnums used in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2
often accompanied by FMJ through the Bling Pro Perk
"DUDE I just pwned you with my Fag Mags!"

Noobs use Noob Tubes but real pros use Fag Mags!
by Fag Magster December 15, 2009
Get the Fag Mags mug.

Mag Dumping

The sexual act of shitting, pissing, cumming, and spitting on a partner all at the same time.
Hey Tim, I straight started mag dumping on Catherine last night.
by MynameCope October 31, 2023
Get the Mag Dumping mug.

MAG JOB

It is what you get while playing the FPS game MAG while your significant other gives you either a "hand job" or "blow job".
Man my girl gave me the best "MAG JOB" last night!
by goddessofwar09 November 03, 2010
Get the MAG JOB mug.

Blue Mags

Noun; The unsatisfied and disappointed feeling that arises when a trip to the shooting range ends abruptly due to unforseen circumstances before a single shot is fired. Similar to Blue Balls, but involving guns, not ejaculation.
"My buddy and I loaded up about 1000 rounds of ammo last night, and when we got to the range today, it was closed due to vandalism. Now we have a serious case of blue mags..."
by Thisguy41487 May 28, 2014
Get the Blue Mags mug.