spot the horse 

A game played, usually at a casino, to spot the girl with the bruises on her knees next to the high rollers.

The girl is considered a horse because she'll let you ride upon her for a small fee. Other common terms for such a girl would be golddigger, casino whore, money whore, etc.

NOTE: This game is typically played by minors who are not able to gamble yet.

(Originating in Atalntic City, NJ)

We went down to AC (Atlantic City) to play spot the horse since we couldn't gamble yet.

spot the horse by AC Representative January 9, 2008

Showing the horse and cart 

To show one's age. When an older person makes a comment or action that refers back to times long since past and shows just how old they are, generally alienating the younger generation a bit in the process.

My grandfather made a reference to Howdy Doody today. Man, was he showing the horse and cart.

Also showing your age

Showing the horse and cart by JacintaK July 6, 2009

The Harry Potter Houses 

There are four houses, or groups, at the entirely real school named Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Also known as Harry Potter's school, because for some reason everyone likes that kid.
Anyway, the houses are:
Gryffindor (brave)
Hufflepuff (hard-working, and good finders of course)
Ravenclaw (smart)
Slytherin (cunning)

The Harry Potter Houses defined by each house.

Defined by Gryffindors:
H- what the fuck is a good finder? Fuck 'em
R- bunch of nerds
S- bunch of racist, elitest snobs. Fuck 'em

Defined by Slytherins:
H- what the FUCK is a GOOD FINDER? Fuck 'em!
R- bunch of "smart" nerds, wasting their intelligence. Fuck 'em
G- bunch of impure fucks. Fuck 'em

Defined by Ravenclaws:
G- bunch of immature fucks. Fuck 'em
H- bunch of self righteous assholes. Fuck 'em
S- bunch of ignorant fucks. Fuck 'em

Defined by Hufflepuffs:
G- pretty cool, daring guys.
R- pretty cool, smart guys.
S- pretty cool, sly guys.

H: Hey guys wanna be friends? And btw a good finder means a person finds the good in people, not the bad

G, R, and S: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ANNOYING FUCK

The Harry Potter Houses by Mr. Obvious, duh November 18, 2010

apple juice straight from the hose 

Urine expelled from the male penis, esp. meant for consumption by other people. This consumption is often implied as being forced.

My toolbag roomate forgot to pay the rent and fell asleep on the couch. He's gonna get a taste of apple juice straight from the hose.

apple juice straight from the hose by Pappa Sean May 17, 2006

screw you and the horse you rode in on 

a phrase with origins in the late 20th century used to tell someone that they are being assanine, incosiderate, rude, or prickish.

You: Hey amigo would you keep that damn music down? I work third you know.

Latino Neighbor: Ese its Cinco De Mayo, the celebration for the freedom of my country!

You: Why dont you celebrate later buddy oh yeah and Screw you and the horse you rode in on!

screw you and the horse you rode in on by IAM GREENCURSE March 24, 2010

houses of the holy 

A song by Led Zeppelin.

I like the song Houses of the Holy. It's tight son.

houses of the holy by wawaman May 25, 2007

Sara the Horse 

The bitch girlfriend of our good friend Budx. She is a controlling cunt and deserves a fate worse than death.

Sara the Horse is fucking shit up again.

Sara the Horse by WillRemainAnon October 15, 2016