While having sexual intercourse with a female in the missionary position, finish inside her. Once you finish, proceed to urinate while you stick your finger down your throat and make yourself vomit as well. Make sure the vomit lands in the goal, "vagina" so that you score the hat trick.
Friend 1: Last night was the tits! I boned a chick and came inside her!
Friend 2: That's it?
Friend 1: What do you mean that's it?
Friend 2: I brought some bitch back from the bar and gave her and scored the Scandinavian Hat Trick bro!
Friend 2: That's it?
Friend 1: What do you mean that's it?
Friend 2: I brought some bitch back from the bar and gave her and scored the Scandinavian Hat Trick bro!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 16, 2017
Get the Scandinavian Hat Trickmug. an act that involves copulating, slaughtering, and consuming your meal in one sitting. Originated in Tokyo at a restaurant that specialized in this experience using various animals (e.g. dogs, pigs).
Bob's Omakase sushi dinner pailed in comparison to the Japanese hat trick he pulled
with a Black Wagyu bull the night before.
with a Black Wagyu bull the night before.
by Norman Finkweiler October 17, 2019
Get the japanese hat trickmug. Hey, discrimination hat trick! Sometimes you really overdo it with that political incorrectness, you know.
by Yamato Damashi January 14, 2013
Get the Discrimination Hat Trickmug. a) When a man has penis-in-anus sex, penis-in-vagina sex, and receives oral sex with a single woman in a single lovemaking session.
b) When a woman has three orgasms in a single session of lovemaking, occurring during vaginal penetration, anal penetration, and oral stimulation respectively.
Note: When both of the above conditions are met in a single sexual encounter the event is called a double hat trick. If this happens on a first date it is a clear sign from the gods that these people should get married within 24 hours.
b) When a woman has three orgasms in a single session of lovemaking, occurring during vaginal penetration, anal penetration, and oral stimulation respectively.
Note: When both of the above conditions are met in a single sexual encounter the event is called a double hat trick. If this happens on a first date it is a clear sign from the gods that these people should get married within 24 hours.
"I told my girl I'm gonna give her a Venusian hat trick for Valentine's Day."
- a fifteen-year-old boy lying to his friends
- a fifteen-year-old boy lying to his friends
by Wolfram T. Swordfish April 13, 2014
Get the Venusian hat trickmug. A feat of incredible proportions when you manage to hook up with three different people at one party. Named after the Sheik De who made it famous. Ladies is pimps too
Brian: Dude did I just see him go back there with Abbey? He was with Sandra a second ago
Matt: Yeah he's trying to pull a Broadwater Hat Trick
Matt: Yeah he's trying to pull a Broadwater Hat Trick
by climbingtrees October 26, 2010
Get the Broadwater Hat Trickmug. by Gballen145 August 4, 2017
Get the jimmy hat trickmug. When a male has sexual intercourse with at least three different partners in a 24 hour period. The act must involve oral sex from the third partner without the male having showered after the prior partners. The act may also include ATM with prior partners.
Tim had a great weekend. He took down four broads and walked away with hat trick head as his final act.
by Richard Hangslow February 18, 2019
Get the hat trick headmug.