On the Fourth of July you attach live eels to the end of a bottle rocket. Then you insert the bottle rockets with eels into your rectum. Just as you feel the eels start to tickle your colon the bottle rocket goes off and shoots the eels out like a dirty roman candle.
My buddy T-Bone met some kinky chick in the Springs that gave him the Fireworks of Fury. He has not shit right for 2 months and now has a goldfish pond.
by DirtyMouthMedic July 2, 2022
Get the Fireworks of Furymug. Often used to describe creating rangoli in icing sugar during festival of Diwali. Can also mean using large amounts of fireworks/sparklers in the snow (often in UK/Canada)
by Tdot Nik October 28, 2019
Get the Creaming fireworks in the snowmug. by Sexydimma February 1, 2020
Get the brown fireworksmug. He drooled on the girl's back to make her belief he popped, but when she turned around she got to see the ba-bang fireworks.
by primelol May 4, 2011
Get the Ba-Bang Fireworksmug. This is where four dudes take turns jizzing onto a girls face and screaming "AMERICA, FUCK YEAH" This can only be done in the month of July
"Me and the homies found a girl who was up for a 4th of July Firework show. She looked like frosty the snowman when we were done with her."
by Vanilla Water November 7, 2017
Get the 4th of July Firework showmug. As I smoked my last cigarette and bent my cousin over the couch i couldn't find the ashtray ,so I gave her the ole' bay city firework finisher, that way we wouldn't burn my sisters house down again.
by Fuzzybushwhacker August 27, 2019
Get the Bay City Firework Finishermug. to buy the cheapest shotgun possible and load a singular shell into it before putting the barrel in your mouth and pulling the trigger
georg washington: wanna see something funy
gun store worker: sure
georg washington: *commits red fireworks*
gun store worker: sure
georg washington: *commits red fireworks*
by sillycat13 December 25, 2023
Get the red fireworksmug.