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Law of Absentee Wingmanning

If you leave two drunk people alone long enough, they will invariably make out.
The other night with Brent I just followed the Law of Absentee Wingmanning and left the bar.
by thechop123 April 27, 2009
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double crossing wingman

When the bro that's helping you seal the deal with a lady ends up swooping in for the kill.
Jordan: "Hey thanks Jake for helping me seal the deal with Cass!"
Jake: "Sorry bro, I'm taking her home with me tonight"
Jordan: "You double crossing wingman, you're rack jacking me!"
by PokemanMastur August 26, 2015
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tag team wingman

n. a hooking up strategy where two guys take turns playing wingman to keep it even.
How 'bout tag team wingman tonight at the club?
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
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Wingman

Someone who is willing to carry the conversation when you're too fucked up too. And two hours later when you come back, it's like you never left.
Hey bro. (tough guy voice) You're wingman tonight!
by Therick1795 April 5, 2015
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wireless wingman

A man with wings, who is also without a wire. Einstein's theory of relativity states that if the man is wireless and the wire is wingmanless, then the wire is wingless and the man is wirewing.
Wireless wingman. When wire was without wing, whence would a man or woman be wired to winter weather.
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Wingman's reward

When you get to hook up with the friend of the girl that your mate is going for, because you and the girl friend are stuck with each other and there's not much else to do.

It's not a great reward but better than going home empty handed.

Note that it's not a wingmans' reward if you're actually into the girl. That's tag teaming and not wingmanning.
I wingmanned Kyle last night and collected a half decent wingman's reward.
by drinkbord January 11, 2023
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Joke Wingman

When your friend or another person says something that gives you the idea or opportunity to make a good joke without it being pre-planned.
Dude 1: Thanks bro for that sweet set up, you're a sweet joke wingman.

Dude 2: No worries, it's all natural.
by TheFantumMenice July 8, 2014
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