Tugboat

Someone who smokes so slowly that their cig keeps going out. Affectionately referred to as a tugger.

Doug - "yo can I borrow your lighter?"
Harry - "again? Jesus Doug you're such a tugboat"

by MrGreedy April 18, 2019

calamari tugboat

Getting a firm handjob from a sailor while covered in squid ink

Petty officer told me that he was gonna show me the calamari tugboat maneuver, I'm not sure what that is but he's been so helpful since I got here

by TheLordOfFridges June 12, 2024

Tugboat

An obese woman who enjoys giving handjobs.

"I was afraid that tugboat last night was going to give me torsion."

by This is your Face on ACID August 21, 2008

tugboat

To call someone a wanker

That guy's a right fucking tugboat!

by Otis dreadlock May 14, 2018

Turnip Tugboat

Fellating a hard turd stuck halfway out of your lover's anus.

Heather enjoyed a delicious turnip tugboat the day after her boyfriend ate a large brick of cheddar.

by Ruby Taco April 18, 2018

French tugboat

The ultimate gaming weapon.

Every teenage boy wants a French tugboat.

by Usbsgdbdbd January 31, 2022

tugboat willy

When 5+ men give each other a douche rudder in a circle

The night started off as a circle jerk, but by the end, we were having a good ole tugboat willy

by Kitszo October 16, 2020