A big ass raisin that kills half of the earth's population for a living. Set apart from being a raisin, he collects sparkly OP rocks that fit in his big ass sparkly glove. Karma bites him in the ass when he gets decintigrated in avengers end game. He also flex sealed his ass shut so ant man can't go inside of him. Wait, if he flex seals his ass shut, how will he go the the bathroom. We will never know.
by Thenightsbiggestfear May 26, 2019
Get the Thanosmug. THANOS: " Do these pants make me look good"
Iron Man: " naw, you be DUMMY THICC BIG PURPLE HOT TITAN THICC BOI"
Iron Man: " naw, you be DUMMY THICC BIG PURPLE HOT TITAN THICC BOI"
by MR. Thanos Hair October 21, 2019
Get the Thanosmug. Thanos is a big, purple raisin who enjoys collecting shiny rocks for his rock collection. Thanos is, in no way whatsoever dangerous, as he just wants to kill half the universe with his rock collection. He plans to do this by collecting enough rocks, and killing half the universe. He is so keen to do this, he even sacrifices his own midget grape, whom he kidnapped from her parents, in the process.
by Aura Kaze May 1, 2019
Get the Thanosmug. Originally dubbed, The Mad Titan, in the Marvel Comics, Thanos is a titan who seeks only destruction. Thanos is very intelligent, and has only one goal: To annihilate half of all life in the universe. Thanos was originally introduced in the post-credits scenes of The Guardians Of The Galaxy movie series. His daughter, Gamora, is part of the guardians of the galaxy, and was murdered by Thanos himself in Avengers: Infinity War. At the end of Avengers:Infinity War, Thanos succeeds in his plan and traps half the universe in the soul dimension, using the Infinity Gauntlet (Crafted by Eitri on the planet Nidavellir), and the 6 stones that power it (Soul, Reality, Power, Mind, Space and Time), but one stone in particular, the Soul Stone, stands out for it's power to trap half the universe within a pocket-dimension. The Soul Stone was only ever used by Thanos, using the Infinity Gauntlet, and was never seen in any other movie. The Space stone was sealed within the Tesseract (Thor Ragnarok), the Mind stone was used in the creation of Vision (Avengers: Age of Ultron), the reality stone was in the Aether (Thor: Dark World), the Power Stone in The Orb (Guardians of The Galaxy) and the time stone in The Eye of Agamotto, possessed by Doctor Strange. Thanos is thicc and has a fat, juicy cock.
by MomoIzLit May 4, 2019
Get the Thanosmug. Get the Thanosmug. by Bob12389 April 30, 2019
Get the Thanosmug. Big grape man with oven mitt and stone collection. Bullied by "superheros". Snaps away 50% of his problems.
by Jittnix Gamer May 3, 2019
Get the Thanosmug.