Thanos

A pruny ass grape

person 1: did you see thanos in infinity war?

person 2: yeah that bitch ass was pruny as fuck

by steve rogers July 7, 2018

Thanos

rock gym master raisin man that has a team full of gravellers so he can win half your money on life insurance

Gym Master Thanos sent out Geodude!
Geodude used Self-Destruct!
You snapped out and gave him ¥1273

by xercmercus July 6, 2019

THANOS

A big ass purple boi who destroyed the avengers and are know out for revenge. He accidentally snapped his fingers listening to crab rave and destroyed people. Ant-man will "for sacrifice" go up his butt hole and expand making Thanos deader than dead.

quit being a thanos

by MEMELORDLEROY April 22, 2019

Thanos

A big purple grape with spaghetti chin.

Captin America: Yoooo Thanos has that long behind spaghetti chin ‼️
Iron Man: That’s definitely Thanos man

by UrMomGay_13 April 27, 2019

Thanos

A purple nigga just tryna ice out his glove

Person 1: Damn Thanos really killed Gamora for the soul stone!
Person 2: Yeah, but that’s what it takes for the finest ice.

by Am3ricanSniper April 29, 2019

Thanos

A big grape with a shiny mit that has a shiny rock collection

oh Shit is a a big grape, oh wait its Thanos

by Bob12389 April 30, 2019

Thanos

Thanos is a big, purple raisin who enjoys collecting shiny rocks for his rock collection. Thanos is, in no way whatsoever dangerous, as he just wants to kill half the universe with his rock collection. He plans to do this by collecting enough rocks, and killing half the universe. He is so keen to do this, he even sacrifices his own midget grape, whom he kidnapped from her parents, in the process.

Thanos likes shiny rocks.... ALOT!!!

by Aura Kaze May 1, 2019