fecal sprinkler

Someone who shits over everyone else's ideals, race, or beliefs much like how a yard sprinkler sprays water over a yard.

"Did you hear Greg Abbot just denounced the LBGT community, education system, and women's rights supporters all in a single speech?"
"Yeah, he's a fecal sprinkler."

by Cheezy-Mac April 7, 2015

Canadien sprinkler

When a guy pees extremely hard and the urine goes all over the toliet seat

My little brother justed pulled a Canadien sprinkler and our mom got him in so much trouble.

by Canuck21 April 18, 2011

African Sprinkler

Africans don’t have water

I have an African sprinkler

by Jewish are gay October 4, 2021

Air Sprinkler

Ceiling fan

It’s hot in here, turn on the air sprinkler.

by Mule1986 December 24, 2021

death sprinkler

When you slit your wrists and spin causing a blood or death sprinkler.

boy 1: “Yoooo I heard the emo girls did a death sprinkler.”
boy 2: “Dude!” “I am trying to eat lunch in peace!”

by YouranIdiot6353636 September 16, 2020

Crawford Sprinkler

When you have a tiny woman, who is also a squirter, she starts to come while your spinning her.

“There we were, banging our brains out with her on top and while I’m turning her around, she gave ma Crawford Sprinkler!”

by Big Bear Show September 7, 2018

Crimson Sprinkler

To furiously strum the females genitalia during heavy menstration.

Cliff was pleasantly surprised when he switched on his girlfriend's crimson sprinkler.

by Wanksey March 29, 2020