Crawford Sprinkler

When you have a tiny woman, who is also a squirter, she starts to come while your spinning her.

“There we were, banging our brains out with her on top and while I’m turning her around, she gave ma Crawford Sprinkler!”

by Big Bear Show September 7, 2018

fecal sprinkler

Someone who shits over everyone else's ideals, race, or beliefs much like how a yard sprinkler sprays water over a yard.

"Did you hear Greg Abbot just denounced the LBGT community, education system, and women's rights supporters all in a single speech?"
"Yeah, he's a fecal sprinkler."

by Cheezy-Mac April 7, 2015

Canadien sprinkler

When a guy pees extremely hard and the urine goes all over the toliet seat

My little brother justed pulled a Canadien sprinkler and our mom got him in so much trouble.

by Canuck21 April 18, 2011

African Sprinkler

Africans don’t have water

I have an African sprinkler

by Jewish are gay October 4, 2021

Wine sprinkler

Performing a series of rapid 360 degree rotations whilst holding an open bottle of wine in each hand.

Jill: "Why is everyone we know angry at at you?"
Dan: "They got soaked when I performed a wine sprinkler at last week's party."

by The Senator's Daughter February 13, 2012

Reverse Sprinkler

Another term for a Circle Jerk.

Gol-dang I didn't realize there was gonna be a reverse sprinkler at this party!

by DuckDuckMoose02134 September 3, 2018

Sprinkler Nozzle

A shower tap with a sprinkler nozzle. Efficacious in reducing water usage. Nozzle apertures are set far apart to reduce aperture to surface area ratio. Also comes with adjustable nozzle head as well as aperture size. Excellent for large families.

A sprinkler nozzle is people friendly, water friendly and gives a good needle massage on the back

by ProductManager June 24, 2010