Sage

Tub of fat

“Sage is fat up top”
“Wanna hear a joke (sage works out)” hsgahahaha

by Dblock December 25, 2018

Sage

Plot twist he’s a girl

Eww I dated a sage

by Lingling4eva April 23, 2019

Sage

safe x2 ... more uber

Sam Suicide: i really love your hair :')

Laureeen Lullabye: i know its soooo sage.

by a hardcore scene kid May 17, 2009

Sage

a slang term for usually a person who is often annoying, wrong, nerdy, unpleasant, or disgusting

guy1:dude mike ran nude through the mall......backward with a carrot in his ass
guys2:WHAT A SAGE!

by Lord-Gore March 14, 2010

Sage it

Masturbating, particularly in the shower, and at a Scout camp. Named after a kid at a Scout camp who took several 40 minute showers, without soap.

Kid 1: "I'm going to go take a shower"
Kid 2: "Ok, but don't Sage it."

by Kibblez August 16, 2008

Sage

Sage's are strong independent woman who aren't afraid to speak there mind. Sage's typically have blue eyes and brown/dirty blonde hair. Sage's always have a open heart and open mind to anyone that crosses there path. If you find a girl named Sage never let her go for she is bound to change your life forever. Watch out world Sages are very special!

Sage is a beautiful name but an even better friend.

by thgioeuihri July 14, 2018

Sage

A perpetually drunk faggot (even without alcohol) who runs around quoting Monty Python and speaking in a Scottish accent half the time despite having never been to Scotland.
The definition of white trash. Probably convinced they are actually a vampire. Calls everything a ‘motherfucking___’ or ‘bloody fucking___’. Probably kills and skins people and dances around in skin suits in the woods in their spare time.
Annoys everyone who has to interact with them.
Generally, a complete nuisance.

OH SHIT, OH FUCK, NOOOOOO, NOT SAGE!!!! JESUS SAVE ME SHE IS CRAZYYY!!!!

by hatemebigly May 7, 2019