Clam-Kushed

The desirable high when you want to relax; not too sober, not too high, just high enough. Not to be confused with productivity highs, but to instead be related to laziness and relaxation. This is a substitute for the term "couch-stuck."

Jay: Yeah man, that bowl has got me lifted. I don't want to move my damn leg an inch.

Larry: Hell yeee, I'm clam-kushed as a mothafucka.

by theultimatehighon December 10, 2012

Clam Roast

The act of dry humping a portable radiator

On cold winter nights Claudia likes to give herself a clam roast

by The Gentleman Phraser January 11, 2017

Going Clam

It's the same as Going Ham only for a chick. (Going Ham is doing something "Hard As a Motherfucker"....now only for a guy.)

"Did you see Diana Taurasi today, she was going clam."

by DPed any goddamn way October 16, 2011

poop clam

When a female wipes her self from back to front after going to the bathroom

Last night I went down on her she smelled liked she wiped from back to front ending up with a nasty poop clam .

by Large in charge March 20, 2019

Pocket Clam

Fake vagina used for male stimulation/masturbation.

Hey, Mitch! you should try this Pocket Clam. I used it last night and it felt amazing!

by alienibba March 3, 2018

Clam Basket

When a female drops trow and presses her bare ass and mule lip up against a restaraunt window while the victim is eating. Female version of the fruit basket.

These shitty nacos were kicking my gag reflex until Lisa Loadlapper gave me the clam basket. I'd sure like to fill her cooch with my load.

by Tommyshocker November 18, 2005

Clam Fart

Free ticket to Yale.

Lol I wrote that I had been doing clam farts for 17 years on my application and I got into YALE!

by Louis Prothero December 15, 2008