Bowser Oil

Many think that Bowser Oil® is drilled and extracted from the lands of the Mushroom Kingdom, but very few know that it actually seeps from the plentiful jowls of Bowser himself! His juices help many aspiring jowl artists grow their pathetic, deflated, disgraceful, jowls into mighty, plump, and radiant jowls.

Kid: Mommy, your jowls are just so robust and radiant. Will be jowls ever grow to become that powerful?

Mom: My child, with enough hard work, strength, and Bowser Oil®, your jowls could one day be as mighty as mine!

by JowlMaster April 17, 2023

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Mwa ha ha ha, I am King Bowser!

A saying that means the same as the "Lord Farquad" version of this.

I discovered a meal named "Shit on a shingle" and I am going to make Devilled Eggs on Easter Sunday. Mwa ha ha ha, I am King Bowser!

by Ishy-Yoshi April 17, 2023

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Bowsers

A gay couple that look alike.

Hey bro, check out those Bowsers!

by Hotblurr777 November 1, 2019

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Flying Bowser

A person (particularly a reptilian dragon turtle ghost hybrid) who lives in a flying boat

"Its the flying bowser"

by Electric Raccon July 18, 2021

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Bowser Bomb

A sexual act in which the woman will jump high in the air while naked, and fall directly onto the man's penis, resulting in extreme pain and pleasure for both parties.

I think I heard Julia giving Michael the bowser bomb last night, Michael's a real player.

by 22torrel June 7, 2021

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