by #00ccffMizugorou April 2, 2017

In the EDM scene means a remix that was done by an unpopular (usually beginner) artist for or after an event and distributed via their social network profiles. Since EDM is an intellectual property wasteland where any copyrighted sound gets edited one way or another and pretty much everybody famous borrows from somebody else since at least the early 2010, producing a track titled "Me - My song (Somedude Bootleg)" roughly means they want in on the industry as well and want to get famous. Many of today's popular DJs have realeased bootlegged remixes at least once in their lifetime.
"Yo, check out that Calvin Harris remix! Sick, right?"
"That's not a remix, that's someone's bootleg"
"But it's sick still?"
"It's yours, isn't it?"
"That's not a remix, that's someone's bootleg"
"But it's sick still?"
"It's yours, isn't it?"
by Shadiac September 21, 2022

A lost SpongeBob episode next to Red Mist. It starts when SpongeBob is very sad and he's gonna cry, he asks Patrick for fresh scent or heavy duty, a scene later his pupils become very small, and they become red bloodshotted, and he blinks again but his pupils are enlarged, and there's veins on his eyes, he starts to bleed 3 bloody waterfalls in his eyes and his eyes are fully red and he has a crystal shaped nose, and then his face becomes a Duolingo face. That's all
by PopCatty March 25, 2025

The medical anomaly that occours when a male patient with a dislocated leg has his leg relocated, and one or more of the testicles becomes snagged in between the femur and the pelvis causing intense pain.
by VeniVidiVici75 January 2, 2011

A bootleg kit that's supposedly rare, but scalpers manage to have available everytime someone (a fool willing to part with money) looks for it. Sold usually at a very high markup, around 300%, to sometimes 500% of the initial price point. Sometimes, even more.
Randall NotAFool: How much did you get that Supernova Wing Zero Custom Prelude?
Eugene GotFooled: Got it for $100, and it's the lowest price EVER, since it's more than $200 at ShopPay.
Randall NotAFool: That's too expensive. You've been scalped!
Eugene GotFooled: No. I got it because it's a Reyr Bootleg Gumpra. The seller said so.
Randall NotAFool: That's not rare. That thing is always available whenever a fool like you looks around for it. Scalpers never run out of it.
Eugene GotFooled: Got it for $100, and it's the lowest price EVER, since it's more than $200 at ShopPay.
Randall NotAFool: That's too expensive. You've been scalped!
Eugene GotFooled: No. I got it because it's a Reyr Bootleg Gumpra. The seller said so.
Randall NotAFool: That's not rare. That thing is always available whenever a fool like you looks around for it. Scalpers never run out of it.
by TheLingeringSaint July 6, 2022

When some schmuck starts rambling about moral bullshit that they believe to be the objective truth. Usually happens when they themselves have no stakes in the matter and are just an onlooker. Not an actual Buddhist 9 out of 10 times,but you never know.
Example one:
Todd: "I can't believe Jerry shoved my wife down the stairs,I'm gonna slap that bastard!"
Frank: "Two wrongs don't make a right."
Todd: "Get off of your Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit,you don't even know me or my family."
Example two:
Todd: "I can't believe Jerry killed my wife,I'm gonna go on a revenge quest."
Some idiot who treats samurai movie stereotypes as actual moral code: "No,you mustn't go for revenge,it's objectively 100% bad according to the old man on the mountain."
Todd: "Fuck off with your Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit."
Example three:
Marcus: "Yeah,that austrian painter guy who did WW2 was a real piece of shit."
Jim: "You mean Hitler?"
Marcus: "Don't say his name,you give evil power by naming it."
Jim: "Marcus,what kind of Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit are you going off about? He's been dead for years."
Todd: "I can't believe Jerry shoved my wife down the stairs,I'm gonna slap that bastard!"
Frank: "Two wrongs don't make a right."
Todd: "Get off of your Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit,you don't even know me or my family."
Example two:
Todd: "I can't believe Jerry killed my wife,I'm gonna go on a revenge quest."
Some idiot who treats samurai movie stereotypes as actual moral code: "No,you mustn't go for revenge,it's objectively 100% bad according to the old man on the mountain."
Todd: "Fuck off with your Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit."
Example three:
Marcus: "Yeah,that austrian painter guy who did WW2 was a real piece of shit."
Jim: "You mean Hitler?"
Marcus: "Don't say his name,you give evil power by naming it."
Jim: "Marcus,what kind of Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit are you going off about? He's been dead for years."
by Lazthedictionist October 2, 2024

A person who is nerdy but still dumb as fuck. Knows bullshit facts but fails to remember the simplest of actual useful things.
by The Wholesome Guru September 19, 2018
