tapped

an expression used to describe strange or stupid behaviour or experiences

"When I was trippin' last night, I saw a wheelchair flying through the sky"
"You're tapped mate"

by stubbs May 4, 2003

Thaipie

a very sexy thai person: a thai person you would want to fuck profusely

guy 1: you see that thai girl over there? i would tap that.
guy 2: yeah i want a slice of that Thaipie

by prophet 2501 March 22, 2009

tapping a vein

Injecting drugs into your bloodstream. Usually done by only the most hardcore addicts, as it results in the quickest high.

"I know this junkie that got HIV, from tapping a vein."

by D. Gould February 14, 2006

Tappuccino

An instant coffee made directly out of the hot tap, usually when one doesn't have the time to justify making a proper coffee, and will therefore cope with a luke warm coffee substitute.

Coffee?

We've probably only got time to grab a swift Tappuccino before heading back to work.

by purplewax April 26, 2010

Brake-tapper

The brake-tapper is a particularly aggressive and/or fast driver who comes barreling up to the car ahead of him/her and tail gates at such a close proximity that he/she ends up tapping the brakes to avoid rear-ending the poor schlub in front. This usually goes on until one party turns.
Followers behind the brake-tapper should take note that just because he/she is hitting his/her brakes, those at a safe distance don't necessarily even need to brake themselves. It is especially annoying and careful attention is imperative.

You: What the damn, why are we braking?
Me: We aren't. That guy in front of us is just a basement-dwelling neckbearded brake-tapper.

by ExternalAcousticMeatus September 16, 2011

tapping guts

The act of repeatedly hitting the top of the vaginal canal with your big dick.

Person 1: So did you fuck your new girlfriend last night?

Person 2: Dude, her pussy was so tight and my dick is so big I was tapping guts!

by The_Fat_Man197 September 12, 2009

tapping the ketchup bottle

The day after a girl has finished her period, then has sex, the next day she bleeds a little more.

I had sex last night with Jon and this morning I was bleeding again I guess he tapped the Ketchup bottle.

My husband was tapping the ketchup bottle to get the last bit out. I was very happy he did!

We were tapping the ketchup bottle and the kids woke up.

by iva pad February 27, 2011