Technoblade

a pig playing minecraft. Hates baby zombies. Phil is his “dad”

“TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES BABY”

by FNF-kid July 14, 2021

Technobladed

Technoblade (verb) means when someone gets targeted so they won't win the Minecraft Monday tournament and win the big money prize.

"I Technobladed Skeppy in first round of Hunger Games"

by RekyHere August 26, 2019

Technoblade

A famous minecraft youtuber who has 6.5 million subs on youtube. Known for being very good at Minecraft skywars, bedwars, Minecraft monday, and is one of the people on the Dream SMP.

Technoblade never dies!!!!

by guccidogbeds April 1, 2021

Technoblade

a pig that never dies in minecraft

friend : who’s that man that never dies in minecraft

me:THATS TECHNOBLADE. NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

by randompersonhahahahah June 21, 2021

Technoblade

Also known as techno, or THE BLADE by an extremely angry 16 year old man

a pig who i live and hold dearly to my heart
A PIG

‘Hey man, don’t you simp for that pig, Technoblade?’
‘yes harold i do go away’

by suu :) January 7, 2021

Technoblade

Never dies

Ex. Bob: Technoblade died~
Joe: Shut the fuck up, technoblade never dies

by Ilamanda July 16, 2022

Technoblade

That one dead guy that made me cry at least twenty times in the past three days.

Go kill God for us my dude

My mom: why are you crying you have things to do

Me: shut up technoblade just died

My mom: *grounds me*

by Box that one gay kid July 4, 2022