te-paea

A horny old woman.
Loves to hump old fat men.
Is also a player.

Person 1: Look at that bitch
Person 2: OMFG shes so te-paea
Person 1: Shes so horny ay
Person 2: toatz, its gotta be a te-paea

by MehPooPoo March 23, 2011

te blow

When someone takes a knee like Tim Tebow and performs oral sex.

After I won the argument I made her te blow me.

by murdoc?? January 2, 2012

Te-Panda

a strangely intriguing object or creature you happen upon in somebody's garbage

Yo, this here TE-PANDA is quite a find!

by Waalaa July 29, 2008

Ehe Te Nandayo

a meme reply originated from the game genshin impact, it is used when someone starts calling you emergency food or begin saying "ehe"

Person A : ehe
Person B : ehe te nandayo!

by FzrHellfire November 1, 2020

mas te vale

It's spanish for "You better"

John:Aye wheres my money man?!
Chris:I'll pay you tomorrow fosho foo
John:Mas te vale...

by Buddahsafagget December 4, 2013

Ameri-do-te

The most lethal street fighting skills in the universe. Do not fight against a student of Ameri-do-te. You'll end up with a broken neck and a re-stomped groin.

All other forms of fighting are bullshit compared to this system.

Deal with it.

"What is Ameri-Do-Te?
It is an American martial art that takes the best parts of every other style in world with none of the weaknesses. That’s why we like to say it is the “Best of All. The Worst of None.”

by UnseenDongerIsDeadliest April 22, 2018

ay te watcho

Tex-Mex border Splanglish for "Later, dude"

Translation approximations are "see you later" and/or "see you around".

Based on the hispanicization of the English verb "to watch"

Used as a salutation of parting.

You're hanging out at the beer joint with your buddy and/or your compadre. When it's time to go home you get up and take leave of your company by assuring them that you will see them later, in other words, that you will be watching out to spot them again.

"Hey, vato, I gotta run. Take it easy; ay te watcho"

by Megaseis July 12, 2009