Tater Salad

A comedic story told by Ron White

"They call me Tater Salad"-Ron White

by Joe C April 9, 2005

Hot Taters

A trio of hot, young students.. working their way up the pole or ladder. Furthermore, they hussle and bussle.

Their slogan goes something like this... "Hot Taters.. No TITTIES, Strictly MOVES."

and there you have it. suuukkkas.

Damn, look at dem Hot Taters shake dem Taters.

by Kather August 18, 2006

Cave tater

Cave tater- a derogatory name for a female whose appearance is extremely unattractive and whose weight is close to or exceedingly obese.

Man I really like her but she's a cave tater.

by The wild man of Knott county September 3, 2016

Tater-Thought

A small, incomplete thought, not ready for prime time.

Like a frozen nugget that still needs considerable energy before its any good.

My plan to tell the cell phone company my phone was stolen so I wouldn't have to pay my bill was a liquor-induced tater-thought.

by Rusharound October 29, 2005

Tater biscuit

Overly large vagina. What someone does not want to find on a girl. Sometimes containing "gravy" or discharges

She's got a wollered out tater biscuit

by Ninilchikframer September 17, 2016

Tater tard

A person that has a lack of common sense.

May be expressed as " not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree"

Ex) What a "tater tard" she just passed out on the urinal !!!

Carl: O wut securities coming, your done
Ferg: No, way ill just say this is my cone baby
Carl: You tater tard that won't work
Ferg: I got over the fact my baby's got a cone head he should too!

All people in scary movies that walk toward the presence of imminent danger

Your friend you just said wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed

by Cone Baby November 2, 2009

Tater Thot

A white girl that lives in Idaho

"I'm tired of all these Tater Thots moving here, they should go back to Idaho."

by bootysmacker2008 February 20, 2018