dead troops

when you plan something with your friends and it no one is up for it

Yo let’s go to the bar?

Nah, that’s dead troops

by SuperGGGs November 11, 2019

Troop 17

When you're having sex and an adult catches you, then shows you "how a real man does it".

Dude, my dad totally pulled a troop 17 on me last night with my girlfriend

by Romp48 July 26, 2017

Troop 413

A place of hell with a beaver who can’t fix heaters as there leader the boys have been over thrown by the women of the troop there leader is also a pedo who likes a lot of sweets

But hates fish he somehow has made the ultimate troop of faggots who listen to whatever his fatass says I’ve personally never seen a whole army of fags in my whole life before seeeing this sumbag troop and there pedo leader

Bro that troop 413 is suck a hell whole

by Big curry man August 17, 2021

Training Troops

Foreplay, the act of teasing and stroking a cock to build up a huge load of "troops" or semen

She was training troops for an hour before she let me invade her keep

by floptronomous May 24, 2018

trevs troops

A team of troopers that faght in the Aston road war to win the rights for Trevor Jones' phone to be released prisoner from the cupboard.

This army of heroic men that changed the world we live in today have now formed an unbeatable five a side team that get smashed by old, bold and testosterone men that you see on ross kemps army wars on sky 1.

Well done lads

He's so brave I wouldnt be shocked if he was a trevs troops player.

by The gaffer of trevs troops! December 17, 2013

trevs troops

A team of troopers that faght in the Aston road war to win the rights for Trevor Jones' phone to be released prisoner from the cupboard.

This army of heroic men that changed the world we live in today have now formed an unbeatable five a side team that get smashed by old, bold and testosterone men that you see on ross kemps army wars on sky 1.

Well done lads

He's so brave I wouldnt be shocked if he was a trevs troops player.

by The gaffer of trevs troops!! December 17, 2013

sound the troops

Telling your friends to get ready for an epic event.

Sound the troops bc it’s about to go down.

by Dirtythirtys August 19, 2024