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Thirst murker

Individual who is so desperate that they are borderline stalking
That thirst murker has been following me all night.
by Loso F March 30, 2016
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thirst farmer

Noun, internet slang. Pejorative term for people on social media, primarily females, who are ‘content creators’ where the content:
1. Creates thirst by being provocative or erotic
2. Funnels followers to an OnlyFans channel (or similar subscription platform) for monetization.

Can also apply to non-internet interactions that follow a similar pattern; see exotic dancers.
Person A: Dude, I found your sister’s IG. Wow.
Person B: Yeah…she’s a thirst farmer. Mom doesn’t know she spends all day growing her OF subs.
Person A: Guess that’s one way to pay for college!
by Clubbedthumbs July 24, 2022
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thirst check

When a friend is being extra thirsty and they need to evaluate their thirstiness. Put your thirst in check.
Girl: "He's hot, I'm gonna go jump on that D" Friend: "Damn girl need some water for your thirst? Thirst check."
by Ollieoats February 25, 2015
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mutual thirst

When two people are obsessed with each other. They are each considered "thirsty." Also known as "whipped."
You know it's something special when there's mutual thirst.
by Rick the Roster April 8, 2016
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anti-thirst

in reference to "thirst" knowing one of the opposite sex is aesthetically appeasing giving them a compliment without over doing it.
hey how are you doing I just wanted to tell you that I thought you were very beautiful Anti-Thirst tho.
by itsKwestion September 4, 2013
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thirst baiting

When someone posts a status on Facebook or twitter which then attracts thirsty comments
Did you see James status last night about the size of his penis? He was completely thirst baiting, He had all the desperate girls commenting on it.
by billboo August 19, 2015
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Thirst Bug

An invisible bug that bites unsuspecting sex-deprived males, causing the victim to become "thirsty". The longer the male has been sex- deprived, the more severe his symptoms will be. The bite will cause the male to:

1) Be willing to have sex with undesirable, even hideous or fat, women (The greater the thirst, the lower the standards)

3) make creepy advances toward women that are out of his league
3) Lack the ability to flirt with women that are in his league
3) Become oblivious to clear signs of rejection from any woman

The only cure for this tragic condition is for the male to have sex with an attractive female. If you see a male that is starting to exhibit any of these symptoms, find him an acceptable bitch immediately!! Before he suffers from severe thirst!
Garret: "Lamar why the hell would you fuck that weak bitch? She's a zero!!"
Lamar: "I couldn't resist man, I was bitten by the thirst bug"

"Man i really shouldn't fuck this girl, she's the biggest slut on campus... ahhh shit i've been bitten by the thirst bug!!"
by Lebron Flocka James April 13, 2014
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