The Down Stairs Neighbor

A lonely miserable bastard who lives in silence and his own filth. Angry at the world, and particularly his kick ass neighbors, for having a life that he will never achieve. Often takes frustrations out on the ceiling with a broomstick. Is a spineless, gutless, lump of a man who is such a pussy that he has to call the management instead of confronting said kick ass neighbors. Can often be found sporting heinous red glittery house shoes, talking on his cell phone (probably to his mom) and smokin' a cigarette through his snaggle tooth.
Oh yeah. And he's a virgin.

"The Down Stairs Neighbor is creeping around the back porch again...."

by ExcessivePartyAnimals February 4, 2010

pushing an elephant up the stairs

doing something very hard

1: you been shopping with the missus lately?
2: yea, its like pushing an elephant up the stairs

by Matty (: April 16, 2010

push grandma down the stairs

Something that robots do

Grandma must be shoved
Grandma must go down the stairs

by King Sa January 15, 2004

the platelets made it down the stairs

A phrase to express one's reaction to extreme cuteness, such as seeing cute little platelets achieve something.

Person 1: Awww!!! Look at them!
Person 2: Sounds like the platelets made it down the stairs.

by harrym13 September 30, 2018

Breasted Boobily down the Stairs

"She Breasted Boobily down the Stairs" is a joking phrase used to mock how reddit incels on r/badwomensanatomy describe women, especially their bosom. When a woman has large breasts, virgin male incel writers tend to describe them very poorly - and so, this phrase was born to mock the people who treat women like objects based on their chest size.

A: As she descended the staircase, her breasts swished from side to side with each step she took, like a boat rocking in the waves-
B: So she breasted boobily down the stairs. Got it.

by StarryQET May 30, 2023

Showgirls Shove Down the Stairs

The act of putting an over-confident, immature, and obnoxious amateur in their place.

Yeah, mouthed off to me again! Somebody really needs to give her a Showgirls Shove Down The Stairs.

by smartass69 January 5, 2010

Fuck I Love Stairs

A Phrase often yelled out at parties, with the meaning "fuck i love skanks"

Often used to avoid getting into fights with boyfriends and getting kicked out.

Bill hey look at all these girls at this party.
Greg FUCK I LOVE STAIRS!!

by Sandpipper September 27, 2018