When you or your boy drops facts or knowledge like a prophet would but you lowk don’t wanna sin and commit blasphemy so you just tell them they’re spitting like a prophet would (ur NOT LITERALLY saying they’re a prophet)
“Yo bro just crack and tell her you’re not tryna get cuffed because you want something casual”
“You’re lowkey prophetting right now”
“You’re lowkey prophetting right now”
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My buddy is a penile prophet. Last night we went to the club, first thing he does is scan the place points a girl out and says "I'll be in that later" 2 hours later she's all over him.
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Get the The Bathroom Prophets mug.A guy who traded two black slaves for one arab slave because he thought arabs where the superior chosen people (sahih muslim 1602). Also a guy that was possessed by demons (bukhari:3175). There is no discrimination amongst prophet muhammad when it comes to touching little children! He loves little boys and girls equally! (Al-Adab Al-Mufrad 1183) (Bukhari 5134)
Quraysh tribe member: There goes that Prophet Muhammad again touching little children and prescribing camel piss as medicine. (Bukhari 5686)
Quraysh tribe member: This guy is so weird we should do something about it.
Quraysh tribe member: Agreed!
Quraysh tribe member: This guy is so weird we should do something about it.
Quraysh tribe member: Agreed!
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Little girl: OMG Proto The Prophet’s here on the playground
Playground patrol: GET BACK KIDS HE’ll RAPE YA!
Playground patrol: GET BACK KIDS HE’ll RAPE YA!
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