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Prophet

Prophet = Sammy Lawrence
sassy salami is a prophet to bendy
by megachad6900 December 8, 2021
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Cbt Prophet

Someone Who's Claimed to be Versed in Cbt, (Also known as Cock and Ball Torture) But It's only a lie that people accept cause are you really gonna put that to the test?
"Hey James Keeps Talking About Cbt But I haven't seen him with anyone. Does That make Him a Cbt Prophet"

"I guess so"
by Samoth921 February 6, 2023
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Scott Prophete

Scott is a smarty pants.
He is the smartest kid in school and makes the most brain-rotted jokes to make people laugh, he is also teased very often. Unfortunately he’s the type of nerd to say ‘no’ to doing your homework even for money!! Scott gets all the attention even though he doesn’t like it and sometimes, if you try being friends with Scott, he will push you away.

Although, underneath all this, his home life is a struggle and had to get a job at the earliest age. His family doesn’t have much money and struggles to keep food on the table. Scott however, hides it from everyone else, he expresses himself socially with funny jokes but keeps his home life secret at all costs. He is also Hatian Creole in his ancestry, and is very dark. He appears basic and looks like an alien when he takes off his glasses 🤓.
Person 1: “I heard only one person passed the final exam!”
Person 2: “It had to have been Scott Prophete!”
by FunnyPlaceHolder1973 July 9, 2024
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Proto The Prophet

Proto The Prophet aka Drelin Potomski is a known Canadian rapper pedophile who has a foot fetish likes farts and kids of course. His career was made off Zolariz++
Little girl: OMG Proto The Prophet’s here on the playground

Playground patrol: GET BACK KIDS HE’ll RAPE YA!
by Twizzy2richh March 21, 2024
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Prophet Muhammad

A guy who traded two black slaves for one arab slave because he thought arabs where the superior chosen people (sahih muslim 1602). Also a guy that was possessed by demons (bukhari:3175). There is no discrimination amongst prophet muhammad when it comes to touching little children! He loves little boys and girls equally! (Al-Adab Al-Mufrad 1183) (Bukhari 5134)
Quraysh tribe member: There goes that Prophet Muhammad again touching little children and prescribing camel piss as medicine. (Bukhari 5686)
Quraysh tribe member: This guy is so weird we should do something about it.
Quraysh tribe member: Agreed!
by CoomKing April 28, 2024
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The Bathroom Prophets

An amazing band from Indiana that have some real talentd.
someone masculine: Dude, The Bathroom Prophets are so good, I want them to harbor my babies.
by Eric Van Scoik October 17, 2007
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Proto The Prophet

by Thatdudenico November 30, 2023
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