A human who can do quick maths (basically a human calculator), a person who is a disappointment and a failure. They must become a doctor. And they must be able to play the piano
by I am Asian, you disappoint December 15, 2021

We're not always nerds, so pls don't bully or call Asian kids in ur school nerds. Asians are pretty too, we don't always wear glasses and hold a bunch of books as u think. We wear cool stuff but we're just shy bc some kids said we're nerds. Btw don't be racist bc we eat something that you don't like :)
Student 1: Hey is that the Vietnamese nerd just moved in?
Student 2: Don't say Asians are nerds :) not fun at all, you just haven't know how cool are they yet.
Student 2: Don't say Asians are nerds :) not fun at all, you just haven't know how cool are they yet.
by Kethy Chanut June 26, 2020

by lizz1122 November 17, 2007

The upper and the superior race of human beings in our current civilization. They have squinty eyes so they developed a way to see using their chopsticks. They are genetically engineered to be more intelligent and superior in every way (except sports).They will destroy everyone else when it comes to ping pong, tennis, and martial arts. The diet of the Asian consists of rice and dog. These foods are fermented by the Chinese dragon and grants the Asian It's traits. Americans confuse all Asians with Chinese people. If you say something along the lines of,"Hey, Chinese guy" expect your testicles to implode from the strength of the Asian's chopstick stabbing you.
by DrPooptickler December 30, 2014

person1: dude you see arnold shwarzenegger against chuck noris?!
person2: YEAH DUDE CHUCK TOTALY WENT ASIAN ON HIS ASS
person2: YEAH DUDE CHUCK TOTALY WENT ASIAN ON HIS ASS
by asiankidwellhalf May 10, 2009

People from the occidents and America are bound to call Chinese as Asian and they do not consider any other people living in the Asia continent as Asians.
Succinctly, the Americans and the Westerns deemed Chinese are the only living Asian in Asia.
Succinctly, the Americans and the Westerns deemed Chinese are the only living Asian in Asia.
Guy A (from USA): Peter Chao and Jackie Chan are both Asians.
Guy B: What about Shah Rukh Khan?
Guy A: Oh he's an Indian.
Guy B: Wonder Girls?
Guy A: Korean.
Guy B: Oh alright. So... Shah Rukh Khan and Wonder Girls are not Asians huh?
Guy A: *poker face*
Guy B: What about Shah Rukh Khan?
Guy A: Oh he's an Indian.
Guy B: Wonder Girls?
Guy A: Korean.
Guy B: Oh alright. So... Shah Rukh Khan and Wonder Girls are not Asians huh?
Guy A: *poker face*
by Le Mao September 10, 2012

A highly infectious disease that is the direct result of being bit by someone of asian ethnicity. Similar to being bit by a werewolf, symptoms only show on full moons. Symptoms include: yellowing of skin, increased brain capacity, developing a strange accent, widening of eyelids, and an uncanny craving for rice, sushi, noodles, etc. HIGHLY INFECTIOUS maybe even deadly...Currently a major problem in China, Korea, Mongolia, Myanmar, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, The Philippines, and California. highly recommended to get vaccinated if you are exposed to ashuns.
by πππππ October 3, 2011
