Teagan

A fucking rude kid who sucks dick and is gay. FUCK U TEAGAN

Who is that?
Oh it’s Teagan! Oh it’s Teagan....

by hello bitchesss June 29, 2020

Teagan

She is normally insane but in a good way. lots of fun and forces you to run through the sprinklers with you at 11 at night. will eat an entire cake with you and stay up all night doing stupid shit. a great friend. you want to dye her hair? cool shell go to target and buy box bleach for you to do her hair. sometimes insane. one of the bestest friends you could ask for.

I only look good when I'm in Teagan's pants

by reamichle December 14, 2020

Teagan

A fucking bitch that cant shut her mouth and makes you hate yourself

teagan a bitch ong bro fuck her

by jacob carbone October 21, 2022

Teagan

A short and wild Oompa Loompa. Is attracted to men with girl names. Teagan’s often can be found under bridges in Central and South America.

Teagan likes Peton.

by ThymeIsUrDaddy May 06, 2022

Teagan

Teagan is a black monkey who sits in trees and kidnaps children

Teagan is so black

by Peepeepoopoope May 17, 2023

Teagan

A guy who spills milk everywhere

Example: you dropped a 4L carton of milk
“Wow John did you just teagan”

by Nat17 December 29, 2020

Teagan

neigh

teagan is a horse girl.

by albinorhino May 25, 2020