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SWAB

Don’t get mad at your SWAB.
by MarkCody January 20, 2024
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swabbing

The sexual act of shoving a Q-tip or any long cylinder up a erectile penis.
guy1: hey tony what did you do last night

guy2: I was swabbing myself all night

guy1: the fuck?
by lesd3w December 20, 2022
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SWAB

Abbreviation for "Study With a Buddy". Used in class by the teacher to have students study a few minutes in preparation for a quiz or test.

Other variations: SWYS (study with your self), SWAT (Study with a teacher- used for group led sessions), and swabbing (the gerund form of the word).
"Class, SWAB for 5 minutes for the animal vocabulary quiz!"
by Beth Nichols December 13, 2008
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Cunt-Swab

An insult. Referring to an annoying person or "asshole". Usually a person who frequently takes place in acts of incest.
You know Issac? I heard he had sex with his sister.. What a cunt-swab
by Whiffles November 14, 2016
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snot swab

Slang for nasopharyngeal swabs used to test people for COVID 19. So named because the Nurse or Doctor (usually Nurse) doing the test inserts a long handled swab into the subject's nose and into one of their sinus cavities. The sinuses produce snot, and COVID 19 lives in the sinuses.
As a healthcare worker, I have to go for COVID 19 testing every 2 weeks at work. It doesn't hurt that much if the Nurse doing the test uses a gentle touch (it's no more painful than having chlorinated pool water enter your nostrils). At my last COVID test, I joked with my Nurse friend inserting the swab, "Time for a snot swab"
by chrisssy226 November 20, 2020
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bottom swab

to wrap ones towel around your arm, before proceeding to violently 'swab' ones bot bot. A dirty swab can then be swapped with a flat mates towel, making a win win scenario.
"swab the poopdeck".

"your mother is such a bottom swab".
by dirtydutch69 November 21, 2010
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cunt swab

1) A term referring to a self-importantjackass.

2) By extension, a person so socially retarded that they've literally collapsed the scope of social skill to the point that they excel at being able to suck the life out of any social situation, but because they are known for being pathetic and bitch over reality, most people pretend to enjoy their company simply to keep them from giving empty suicide speeches in the middle of their parties.
Buddy: Who is the fuckhead screwing with my stereo?!?

Guy: Huh? Oh, that's Jane's cousin. Just moved here from like, Alaska and she wanted him to make some new friends.

Buddy: Well if he doesn't stop dicking around with my stuff I'm kicking his ass out.

Guy: Just leave him alone. He spills beer tears like a baby when people bug him.

Buddy: -sigh- Fucking cunt swab.
by Fretboards of Fire June 28, 2010
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