Cotton Swab

An old person. From the fact that your hair turns white as you age.

"That cotton swab almost merged into my car!"

by ZORG April 5, 2015

Cunt-Swab

An insult. Referring to an annoying person or "asshole". Usually a person who frequently takes place in acts of incest.

You know Issac? I heard he had sex with his sister.. What a cunt-swab

by Whiffles November 14, 2016

knob swab

A gay man giving oral sex

Steven Colbert's band is full of knob swabbers

by Rosieola2013 October 30, 2015

Dick swab

Person with cream coloured fungi on inside of bell end

He's a dick swab

by John Burroughs September 23, 2018

Swab Job

Receiving oral while cleaning your ears in a pleasurable fashion with a Q tip or cotton swab. Also known as an “SJ” or the good ol Gerstenzang. In honor of Leo Gerstenzang, the inventor of the Q tip.

I was cleaning my ears the other night, when the wife surprised me with a Swab Job.

by Edward2yourMother February 26, 2018

Swab

an annoying piece of shit
a fucking loser

Please can someone send the homework. Shut the fuck up you swab.

by Spaxems January 30, 2020

Swab

A person with parental tendencies who does weird shit to mice. Swabs can often be seen talking about their 3 loves: keyboards, Quesadillas, and sedating small animals, especially mice.

A: "Yo dude I just got some pet mice"
B: "Better keep them out of Jeremy's hands he's a total Swab"

by QuestionableOtter July 5, 2020