Sticky Situation

The act of splooging on one's homosexual partner's abs.
This usually results in the receiver's abs or "situation" to become sticky, hence the name.

(Both participants must be North Jersey Italian)

John: Did you hear about Vinny?

Mike: Nah, bro what happened?

John: Paulie gave him a Sticky Situation.

Mike: Gross! I always knew those kids were fags.

by Kryptochroniconylite, nigga! December 24, 2010

sticky shocker

when you cum all over your hand and then give a girl a shocker

you could also use honey

dude i gave this random girl a sticky shocker last night i hope she was on the pill

by zerordie323 November 18, 2007

Sticky Sunglasses

When a male is receiving oral pleasure from a lady and he ends by shooting his load in her eye and/or eyes.

Mike gave that chick he just met some Sticky Sunglasses.

by Kory September 21, 2004

the sticky sandpaper slap

when a man slaps someone with his sweaty, stubbly, balls

i got scratches from tom giving me the sticky sandpaper slap

by assavengers January 3, 2009

STICKY SKEET

When a man pulls out and begins to ejaculate. He begins to scream "sticky skeet" and blows a load on his partner while moaning "ohhhhhhhhhhhhh"

*gets off* STICKY SKEET! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

by waffletaster May 9, 2009

sticky-stickies

A Stop Stick; i.e. a device consisting of a series of diagonally-spaced hollow spikes, placed face up on the surface of a road; used by law-enforcement agencies at roadblocks etc. to puncture the tires of a fugitive vehicle so as to bring it to a safe and gradual halt.

Setting up a roadblock just past the interchange, police used "sticky-stickies" to blow out the suspect's tires, and he was apprehended without incident about half a mile away.

by Anthony Brancato August 23, 2003

sticky starke

while his female partner is asleep, the male ejeculates on her breast and places her hand on it - by the time she wakes up, the semen has dried and her hand is stuck in place

"I didn't orgasm during sex, so I gave my wife a sticky starke as punishment. She'll work harder next time."

by wyrdsmyth March 22, 2009