creamy steamies

when youre sick, and you poop, and its not quite solid, but more like soft serve.

"dude, i have a wicked bad case of the creamy steamies."

by emo_pinata December 18, 2008

Steamy Roller

Much like a Cleveland Steamer; the act of shitting on one's sexual partner's chest and proceeding to smear it around in a circular motion with one's ass cheeks.

My girlfriend let me try the Steamy Roller last night. You couldn't even see her under the three feet of shit I flopped on her chest. She looked like a shit demon when I was done smearing it everywhere. Best night evar.

by Steamy Roller 4evar#Onyourface December 3, 2013

Steamy weasel

Shit in a condom, freeze it then fuck your girl with it

I gave her the old steamy weasel last night

by Steamy June 24, 2016

Steamy Tarantino

The sex act of ones partner, shoving both of his or her feet inside their partner. Then the partner urinates on said feet and kill everyone in the end.

Hey baby wanna do a Steamy Tarantino?

by Demontickler September 4, 2016

Steamy buffet

Farting in the shower

Me and my girlfriend were taking a shower and she farted, giving us a steamy buffet, as the stench lingered in the moist contained air.

by Diggin12 January 15, 2016

Steamy Wallin

The act of defecating on the face of a sexual partner while him or her licks your butthole.

Alex, while Carly rims his tight virgin butthole, proceeded to loosen his sphincter spilling days worth of 7-11 pizza and beer sharts all over Carly's face.

Alex shouted "How does that Steamy Wallin taste babe !?!?"

by analchainsaw February 4, 2016

Steamy Stack

When a male ejaculates in his own feces, then proceeds to put the feces in a woman's vagina.

Did you hear Dylan dropped a Steamy Stack in his girl, and the bitch got pregnant

by McMegaDeluxe April 8, 2020