creamy steamies

when youre sick, and you poop, and its not quite solid, but more like soft serve.

"dude, i have a wicked bad case of the creamy steamies."

by emo_pinata December 18, 2008

Steamy Roller

Much like a Cleveland Steamer; the act of shitting on one's sexual partner's chest and proceeding to smear it around in a circular motion with one's ass cheeks.

My girlfriend let me try the Steamy Roller last night. You couldn't even see her under the three feet of shit I flopped on her chest. She looked like a shit demon when I was done smearing it everywhere. Best night evar.

by Steamy Roller 4evar#Onyourface December 3, 2013

Steamy weasel

Shit in a condom, freeze it then fuck your girl with it

I gave her the old steamy weasel last night

by Steamy June 24, 2016

Steamy Tarantino

The sex act of ones partner, shoving both of his or her feet inside their partner. Then the partner urinates on said feet and kill everyone in the end.

Hey baby wanna do a Steamy Tarantino?

by Demontickler September 4, 2016

Steamy buffet

Farting in the shower

Me and my girlfriend were taking a shower and she farted, giving us a steamy buffet, as the stench lingered in the moist contained air.

by Diggin12 January 15, 2016

Steamy Wallin

The act of defecating on the face of a sexual partner while him or her licks your butthole.

Alex, while Carly rims his tight virgin butthole, proceeded to loosen his sphincter spilling days worth of 7-11 pizza and beer sharts all over Carly's face.

Alex shouted "How does that Steamy Wallin taste babe !?!?"

by analchainsaw February 4, 2016

Steamy Ceaser

A steamy ceaser occurs when performing a hot lettuce and the female assumes the hiking position and prepares to receive the dressing. The Male positions himself behind and quickly and forcefully empties an entire bottle if ceaser dressing into the woman's anus. Immediately following, the woman sits on his erect penis and bounces vigorously, in order adequately toss the internal salad. Once both parties believe the ceaser is adequately mixed, the woman stands above the man's face and releases it eloquently into his open mouth. The woman then finalizes this masterpiece by forcefully shoving a fist full of croutons in the man's face while shouting "Hail Ceaser".

While in the emergency room Sally's doctor asked "can you tell me what happened here?" To which she replied "well sir, this was my first steamy ceaser."

by CEASER THE BUTT WARRIOR November 21, 2018