Status is an "athlete" who dresses to play the role of a great athlete, but cannot perform. For instance a tennis player decked out in expensive professional wear but cannot the game at all.
This "tennis player" was all status when he walked onto the court decked out in Adidas clothing but without skills to back him up.
by Khuuster January 25, 2008
Get the Status mug.A girl that has the exact same facial and body pose in every single one of her photos.
Usually a girl who always has a duckface and/or arches her back to show off her butt in every photo.
Usually a girl who always has a duckface and/or arches her back to show off her butt in every photo.
"I'm so tired of seeing Karen's photos. She's a Statue Bitch, always having the same stupid duck face and turning her body to the right side while arching her back so her butt looks bigger.
by front2back November 14, 2016
Get the Statue Bitch mug.1. the state of ones hair after getting out of the bed in the morning; bed head.
2. whenever afro hairdos are in style.
2. whenever afro hairdos are in style.
Napoleon Dynamite never fixed his hair before going to school. Eventually his wild puffy hairdo became the status fro and everyone adopted the style.
by Fotofly December 1, 2010
Get the status fro mug.When some one has more women than they can handle. Cheats on thier girlfriend/wife for more than one women
by sweatyandready May 2, 2010
Get the Tiger status mug.when you have more that 5 facebook statuses in less then 10 minutes. eventually blowing up everyone news feed and resulting in no friends.
dave: STOP BLOWING UP MY NEWS FEED WITH YOU GAY ASS STATUSES!
willy: sorry, i was having a status attack
willy: sorry, i was having a status attack
by runandtellthathomeboy January 13, 2011
Get the status attack mug.usually an inside joke or funny anecdote that you deem worthy to put on your myspace as your headline.
by shanikwa007 May 4, 2009
Get the headline status mug.When couples repeatedly use Facebook Statuses or tweets to show unnecessary affection for everyone on Facebook to see,though we understand their love, we don't need to hear about it all the time over the internet
Me: Hey did you see Tyler's Status
Friend: No, what'd it look like
Me: Some boring affection for his girlfriend that no one wants to see
Friend: Yeah, I wish he'd stop having Status Sex
Friend: No, what'd it look like
Me: Some boring affection for his girlfriend that no one wants to see
Friend: Yeah, I wish he'd stop having Status Sex
by Dbone16 July 23, 2012
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