Fucking Statics

The term of endearment given by all students of statics after the first exam.

twenty seven blanks, and if you get one wrong, It's all wrong FUCKING STATICS!

I just spent two hours on one problem with the solution guide and unlimited answer attempts. I still haven't gotten it. FUCKING STATICS!

by Balphius October 4, 2010

procreation station

The place where you bring girls to get some action. Should be someplace like the couch in your basement or the back seat or your car.

Guy 1: hey man you taking a trip to the station tonight?

Guy 2: yeah man im pulling in at 8 sharp. this chick is wicked hot dude!

Guy 1: nice how far you going?

Guy 2: its called the procreation station. im going for a homerun tonight!

by cheese16 October 10, 2011

stroke station

Location within a man cave where masturbation is most likely to occur (frequently). Prior to the Internet, it would have been a reclining chair or couch placed within view of the television. Post-Internet, it is definitely in front of a man's man cave computer. Stroke stations are often equipped with lubricant (cleverly hidden or in plain sight), tissues, wastebasket with many, many used tissues, or a simple jizz rag for the more advanced stroker.

Wife: The only sex you're having tonight is by yourself at your stroke station!

by Spacini December 16, 2012

Gas station friend

Someone who you don’t really talk to or keep in touch with but act extremely chummy when they see each other

Me: Erich Is that your gas station friend Jason?? You should go say hi to him!!

(Goes over to talk)

*Twenty minutes later*

Erich: Dang I’m gonna miss Jason

by Lil fetus March 3, 2019

Barrington Station Campus

Barrington middle schools are shitshows and hellholes. At station, cliques are beating people up and are high as fuck while getting fingered by their “boyfriend” . You can expect slutty girls wearing the complete basic white girl starter pack and the boys just bring fuckboys in section three. Everyone is super fake and hates each other. They talk behind your back even if you’re right in front of them (they’re fucking idiots) good luck

Barrington Station campus is where fucking satan and his worshippers work

by mr.steal yo phone haupt July 3, 2019

Youtube Statistics

The graph that Youtubers shove directly into your face to guilt-trip you into subscribing to them.

According to Youtube Statistics, only a few like this definition, so if you found that this definition is funny, consider liking it. It means a lot to me, it's free, and if you hate me, you can always dislike this post. Enjoy.

by HahaFunnyDefYes June 13, 2021

Motorway service station

n. a beautiful potential utopia of blended cultural identity and class spolit by mass commercialism, wanky products and a mentality based solely on ripping people off due to complete lack of alternatives.

see all blue signs with knifes and forks on!

by anticon February 1, 2005