Gerbil squeezer

A person who is naturally an overly confident pest in every situation when In reality they are actually a loser.

No ones laughing with you everyone’s laughing at you, you fuckin gerbil squeezer

by Cuzzo Papi March 5, 2018

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canterbury squeezer

when riding ones dick you squeeze it with your vagina to assert your dominance

damn! that girl was a total canterbury squeezer.

by goprohomo42069 October 25, 2023

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When a male appendage is squeezed inside a woman's hooha. This is caused by the female applying controlled muscular pressure inside her vaginal walls gripping the willie with grotesque force, also known as "gorilla grip."

Babe! Can you give me the Julius Squeezer when we fuck tonight?

by juliusSqueezer April 21, 2024

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sneeze n squeezer

Someone who fakes sick to get out of things, especially for the purpose of having sex.

Sort of like "boo, you whore" from mean girls

"Nah shes not at school today shes sick apparently"
"Girl she is a sneeze n squeezer and you know it"

by your grandpas boyfriend March 30, 2024

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Butt Squeezer

a situation or event causing great anxiety or tension

(as in a real close contested sport match that causes you to watch at the edge of the seat; causing the butt to squeeze while waiting for the outcome)

The double overtime basketball game was a real butt squeezer

The tennis match between Sam and Matt was a real butt squeezer

by Slam2k2 August 2, 2021

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