Cock Squeezer

1) A person that is being rude or offensive ; 2) a person that enjoys squeezing cocks ; a synonym for when a person is a dick
Sam was being a real cock squeezer last night at the bar.
by Blue Coconut September 11, 2023
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Turlock Squeezer

When a man squeezes his rectal sphincter around another man’s penis with so much force that he tears the second man’s penis from his body and the second man bleeds out and dies.
“He was poundin’ me in my ass, hard, and I had to give him the ol’ Turlock Squeezer: he started hollerin’ and a-carryin’ on, but when I get goin’ like that with the Squeezer I just cain’t stop.”
by Priest of Assplay August 27, 2023
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Butt Squeezer

a situation or event causing great anxiety or tension

(as in a real close contested sport match that causes you to watch at the edge of the seat; causing the butt to squeeze while waiting for the outcome)
The double overtime basketball game was a real butt squeezer

The tennis match between Sam and Matt was a real butt squeezer
by Slam2k2 August 02, 2021
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Squeezer

A masturbation technique wherein the erect penis is grasped firmly, rather than the more common stroking method. Often, the force of the clench is varied rhythmically until ejaculation occurs. (Note, this method is not to be conflated with a “titty squeezer,” which does involve a measure of squeezing, but relies on the standard friction based piston procedure.)
Dude she gave me a squeezer, on the couch, with her parents right next to us in the other room.
by Faro Gomez June 18, 2019
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Thumb Squeezer

Substitute name for a female ass and anus during sex.
Her thumb squeezer was the perfect fit when I was hitting it from the back.
by Primal Urges January 10, 2022
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Connecticut Squeezer

When she shits out your dick during anal sex.
Dude she just performed the Connecticut squeezer.
by Jenkempoop November 05, 2019
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