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Fairfax Spit Roast

a horrible sexual act when a woman is in between 2 men and one of the men fists her asshole while the other puts his cock in the girls mouth, after this she is attempted to be lifted in the air and rotated like meat on a spit roast
yo, my dad and uncle were hitting the Fairfax Spit Roast on a chick last night
by GarrisonEDDY March 8, 2026
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Houston Spit Roast

When you’re in an applebees, blinker the cart and end up throwing up and shitting at the same time in their bathroom.
Hey, where’d anthony go? “he got hit by the houston spit roast.”
by goonsquadd December 30, 2025
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Alabama spit roast

When you 2 guys are bang a woman and they both finish in her ass and then arm wrestle the looser drinks their cum from her ass
JED AND TED HAD AN ALABAMA SPIT ROAST WITH JENNIFER AND TED LOST 😳
by Lmao life January 17, 2026
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California cousin spit roast

This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome
I had such a good vacation, we had a California cousin spit roast
by Calicousin November 22, 2022
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SPROAST

SPROAST

It's Not Just A Toast

It's A Speech A Roast And A Toast

It's A . . . SPROAST
A SPROAST is a Speech A Roast And A Toast.

You can make it as long or short as you want. It allows you to throw in some good Jab's at the person being toasted, as well as the usual "He or She's a Good Friend" part of every Speech or Toast.

Examples:
As for all your friends, they said you were out of this world. Oh, wait, I'm sorry - I meant “Wished.” Cheers!

Being Ugly is no crime . . . Good thing too, otherwise you'd get the chair! But Seriously, When it comes to friends . . . Cheers!

After all Joe, any friend of yours . . . Is obviously a poor judge of character . . . But Seriously . . . When it comes to needing a frenemy . . . Your Number One . . . Cheers!
by Mr. 1st September 25, 2010
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James Pitroasting

When you and a buddy shared a woman and spitroast to free the proletariat
My friends Paddy and Shane totally were James Pitroasting last summer
by Big Bai 123 November 3, 2020
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