Whenever someone makes a joke that they say "is really funny" before they tell it, and it really isn't funny so there is a big long drawn out silence while everyone stares at the kid wondering what the fuck he was thinking when he told it. Derived from the expression: "The only thing that could've made that funny was if you were wearing a sombrero".
Kid #1: Oh my god, this is so funny! I went to the store, and an old lady rung me up, and then asked me for my drivers license! haha!
Kid #2: Sombrero moment, dude.
Kid #2: Sombrero moment, dude.
by Dark Horse Pony Dude February 28, 2009
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Just like "2 Girls 1 Cup", the "Russian Sombrero" is fast becoming a disgusting internet phenomenon.
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by $aint January 17, 2008
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Right when I was about to pop I pushed her down on her knees in front of me, stood over her, and gave her a velvet sombrero. Then I gave her a silver nancy for good measure.
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Colin: Oh man, how many strikeouts has Pat done tonight?
Ray: Three!
Colin: One more and he has the Golden Sombrero!
Pat: Whoa guys, I'm getting kinda fucked up.
Ray: Three!
Colin: One more and he has the Golden Sombrero!
Pat: Whoa guys, I'm getting kinda fucked up.
by Club Murmur March 6, 2010
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the word is said to have originated in
late spring 2005 in southern canada.
synonyms include: ass hat, and bum bum fedora
the word is said to have originated in
late spring 2005 in southern canada.
synonyms include: ass hat, and bum bum fedora
by adorkable_ness July 29, 2005
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