Ruhan Snyders

Ruhan Snyders, the Great White Hope...or should I say Dope? He's like a sunburned sloth who thinks his lame Afrikaans jokes are as potent as his ancestors' apartheid laws, but really, he couldn't be any less threatening than a plate of soggy pap. And his attempts at racial equality are like trying to teach a sea cucumber how to tap dance—pointless and comically sad.
Did you see that Ruhan Snyders trying to hit on the waitress? He's such a Great White Dope, expecting a tip for his lousy stand-up routine instead of payment for the damages done by his kind.
by GobbleMikeHawke April 28, 2024
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jacks-snyder

"man, that guys' a jacks-snyder"
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Lara Snyder

Crazy ass bitch who serves looks! Also her best friend is Cameron Colling.
Joe: Do you know who Lara Snyder is?
Amanda: Yea she’s crazy
by joejoejoejoejoejoejoejoe2 April 24, 2019
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Definition here: Rory's playing Hartland Snyder, like a blast from the past, but in Oppenheimer
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: You remember Rory Keane?

Person 2: Yeah, Rory Keane as Hartland Snyder in Oppenheimer!
by courtofowls September 06, 2023
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Jaden snyder

Jaden Snyder is the best guy you will ever meet he’s the sweetest most kind and funniest guy ever he loves video games and going to the movies if you meet Jaden snyder you should definitely keep him in your life you would never wanna lose a guy like Jaden Snyder.
He’s very handsome and sweet and funny he’s worth keeping in your life as long as you can
I saw Jaden Snyder the other day and he is so handsome I couldn’t stop looking at him
by Jadenismine12 May 05, 2022
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Jaden snyder

Jaden Snyder is the best guy you will ever meet he’s the sweetest most kind and funniest guy ever he loves video games and going to the movies if you meet Jaden snyder you should definitely keep him in your life you would never wanna lose a guy like Jaden Snyder.
He’s very handsome and sweet and funny he’s worth keeping in your life as long as you can.
He’s taken.
I saw Jaden Snyder the other day and he is so handsome I couldn’t stop looking at him.
by Jadenismine12 May 05, 2022
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Snyder time

Snyder time: When life is ~10% or greater in slow motion for you. You slow things down, willfully, and exorbitant details which you share with friends have nothing to do with anything helpful to helping you or the plot succeed. Lifestyle choice where a lot of caring people with impacted time & lives on the line hate you, but you act confidently enough to assure “the rest” your dream makes sense and is truly novel. To be on Snyder time you must be born rich, or on “Kanye level” of self-assurance.
“Wow. You took 5 hrs to write a 200 word email? You must be operating on ‘Snyder time’.”
“Ffs, with proper internet and management the DMV could process my ID in 20 seconds. Why are they, still on ‘Snyder time’?”
“Not sure if my partner taking 5 hrs to get ready is ‘extra’ or they just operating on ‘Snyder time’.”
by sheamusvonirish April 18, 2021
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