Ruhan Snyders, the Great White Hope...or should I say Dope? He's like a sunburned sloth who thinks his lame Afrikaans jokes are as potent as his ancestors' apartheid laws, but really, he couldn't be any less threatening than a plate of soggy pap. And his attempts at racial equality are like trying to teach a sea cucumber how to tap dance—pointless and comically sad.
Did you see that Ruhan Snyders trying to hit on the waitress? He's such a Great White Dope, expecting a tip for his lousy stand-up routine instead of payment for the damages done by his kind.
by GobbleMikeHawke April 27, 2024
Get the Ruhan Snydersmug. Snyder time: When life is ~10% or greater in slow motion for you. You slow things down, willfully, and exorbitant details which you share with friends have nothing to do with anything helpful to helping you or the plot succeed. Lifestyle choice where a lot of caring people with impacted time & lives on the line hate you, but you act confidently enough to assure “the rest” your dream makes sense and is truly novel. To be on Snyder time you must be born rich, or on “Kanye level” of self-assurance.
“Wow. You took 5 hrs to write a 200 word email? You must be operating on ‘Snyder time’.”
“Ffs, with proper internet and management the DMV could process my ID in 20 seconds. Why are they, still on ‘Snyder time’?”
“Not sure if my partner taking 5 hrs to get ready is ‘extra’ or they just operating on ‘Snyder time’.”
“Ffs, with proper internet and management the DMV could process my ID in 20 seconds. Why are they, still on ‘Snyder time’?”
“Not sure if my partner taking 5 hrs to get ready is ‘extra’ or they just operating on ‘Snyder time’.”
by sheamusvonirish April 18, 2021
Get the Snyder timemug. Probably the smartest most cunning individual you will ever meet. One tough mother effer
Makes the best cabinets in all the land
Makes the best cabinets in all the land
Where did you get those cabinets? From charles snyder! Oh damn those be the best cabinets in all the land
by Cabinet guy November 9, 2022
Get the Charles snydermug. I went there from kindergarten to 5th grade and Ima be fr 5th grade was a living hell. teacher was ugly as hell and was pretty much a bitch the whole school year some of my classmates were bitches and the lunch meals were disgusting. staff don't do shit about problems from my experience. I do not recommend going to this shitty school
by sthatdi November 5, 2022
Get the william snyder elementary schoolmug. Her: I borrowed him my car and he hasn't been back yet it's been a day.....
Him: Hykes you got snydered...
Him: Hykes you got snydered...
by deejaydizzle August 20, 2024
Get the Snyderedmug. Nicole Snyder is an amazing person usually very hot .
She is shy but she'll eventually come out ( not as gay) but out of her comfort zone once you get to know her , she's crazy and weird but obviously cool as hell . She loves Older music and Orange Juice IF YOU TELL HER APPLE JUICE IS BETTER THAN ORANGE JUICE SHE WILL KILL YOU ... Don't you just love Nicole Snyder :)
She is shy but she'll eventually come out ( not as gay) but out of her comfort zone once you get to know her , she's crazy and weird but obviously cool as hell . She loves Older music and Orange Juice IF YOU TELL HER APPLE JUICE IS BETTER THAN ORANGE JUICE SHE WILL KILL YOU ... Don't you just love Nicole Snyder :)
by nicnacthesnack November 23, 2021
Get the Nicole Snydermug. by PoonDestroyer40 May 30, 2018
Get the payton snydermug.